Life With Liver

Like.. ######.

2009-09-06T05:46:00.000-07:00

I am soooo ######.
I've got tests this whole week and next week.
Dinner sucked.
I lose 2 underwears. Dunnoe how the f that happened.
AND.
I don't have a burger with me!

DAMMIT. LIFE IS SO MEANINGLESS.

GAH! This is sooooooooo ###### man.

Now that's my face right there. Angry. Stubborn. Arrogant. Pissed. GAH. Stressed. :D

Well, good luck all 2B-ians and everyone having tests! :)

Fancy fourteen!

2009-09-05T19:04:00.000-07:00

Happy birthday Zoe Chan Geok Lin. :D
Comic book named girl.

14 right? Well duhh. Don't worry, you'll just be old for another century or something. :P

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to Zoeeee,
Happy Birthday to you!

HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAY ZO. :)

I'm friendly!

2009-09-04T06:34:00.000-07:00

Today. English class was rather fun. POEMS. HEHE.
Gay I know. :D

Anyways, here's my poem for everyone to read.

A single wiff of sweet,
A single touch of tender,
How nice the taste of her,
My beautiful McDonald burger.

Not a day I don't eat,
Not a day I stop,
I lick her with delight,
All the women run in fright.

Aduhmak!

2009-08-20T06:05:00.000-07:00

Wakao eh. Tomorrow merdeka celebration and our class not THAT prepared. Oh crap.
SCREW T__T

What to do lah hoh? Chao. AHH. Feel like slapping myself.
What if we screw up? Oh dear.. OH MY.

All I can say is, GOOD LUCK EVERYONE. May your performances be entertaining! =)

I wanna take some time.. to talk about one of my dearest friends.
He's athletic, well-built, basketball solo-ist pro, good grade student, pro guitarist, good-looking, makes a hell lot of sound effects and a hell lot of other bullshit which makes him so damn interesting. =D

He's the one.. and only..

DARYL WONG CHING TZE. :D

This.. uber guy-ish guy was born to entertain. He reinanimates Wolverine the best. Isn't that right D? xD

What can 2B be without D.Wong to create the sound effectish atmosphere. :)

This guy.. seriously born to entertain. He can make funny faces!

Yeah, see told you. He's trying to take a pi of his head. =.= True entertainer man. :)

Not only that.. BUT, he can shuffle! BAHAHA. Watch this. * Wait till it loads finish then watch *

That's my Daryl Wong! :)

And that's enough about him. We love you D.wong xD

After a dinner

2009-08-08T09:30:00.000-07:00

I. AM. HIIIGGGHH.
Damn. I didn't get enough.
I neeeddd morreee....

Where are my meds!?
Neeeddd.. sleeping pills. :D

Higggh. HIGH. HAAAAIII! Hi.
Someone pin me down!!!

Interact night. Only got a few pics. Nothing much of pics. But still pics. pics.. pics. Yes Pics. *laughs*

Gotta wait till next year!! Whoo!~

Hope everyone had a goodnight tonight! yesterday night. Whatever! :D
Happy interact Night everyone!!!!

Seriously. Bug off.

2009-07-28T04:29:00.000-07:00

Well, I'm pretty much hatin' on you now. So yeah.
I don't like you.
I dislike you.
I despise you.
And all the other 'd' words that are bad.
Go decompose your brain or something. You're not even using it.

Emotional? Nahh. You treat friends bad. Yeah. That's you lah I guess.
But what can I do, you are yourself and forever will be like that?
Just go runnin to people for help and end up ignoring them.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Time to rant! :)

Dishonest people.

Blah. Dishonest people. One of the worst people alive. Seriously.
You think you can trust them. But end up losing all hope on them.
Not givin a tootie about them anymore.
WHAT CAN YOU DO!?

RANT LAH. So simple. :D

YEAH! Whatever that damn sign said.

For example :
1. You are friends with someone. You tend to like that person. Then love. And after that, that person will screw things up cause she finally admits she/he's with another person.

2. You are a teacher. A student lies to you about cheating in an exam. * Gawd, you're gonna screw that kid up for life *

There are many dishonest people alive. And there are many honest ones.
Yeah, honest is good. Dishonest is like.. the wrong kind of handjob according to SOMEONE. Ahem. =.=

LOVE HONESTLY. :)

Selamat.

2009-07-23T05:11:00.000-07:00

Selamat. Hari Jadi.
Smth smth smth smth smth ( In BM )

Happy Birthday Jasmine Yeo Chiaw Mei! xD

Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to Jasmine.
Happy Birthday to you!

14 liao hoh? You're gettin old. :D

Bo pian

2009-07-21T03:45:00.000-07:00

Things are happening. Scary things. VERY SCARY THINGS.
Apparently, the world is gonna end in 2012!~
Such a shock isnt it? xD
Were only gonna be 17. Woo. No SPM I suppose. :D

So yeah. Hopefully this would NOT come true. * Ohh dammnn.. were dead *

Well, school is fine. There's just one thing going on. I hate you. xD

you are ungrateful and selfish =)

For that, you're not worth any persons time but your own. :D

So buck up and be nice and thankful. Instead of being a big ass flirt. xD

JUSTIN'S BAAACK. My darling is back. =.= And stop dating my great granddaughter.

Nothing else. OH YEAH~ Everyone! Try burger egg cheese with Mr Potato chips!!
Daniel Kong introduced it to me. And well, it's the best burger I have EVER EVER EVER tasted.
Thanks Dan! For chia-ing and introducing. :D

OH YEAH! ( Jasper Style )

2009-07-10T04:06:00.000-07:00

YOU ALL DO KNOW!!! THAT! EXAMS ARE OVER!!! BLAHAHA. *fart*

Yeah ok. WHAT A GREAT TIME IT IS. No more studying. No more making notes. NO MORE PROCRASTINATING! Well, still got lah but who cares now.

Wooo. Extreme pleasure ( sounds wrong but yeah )
It's so good. SO FREE! ALAS. :D

But now, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO!!!!!

Wendy Then
Christopher Fag Sim
Melvin Tan ( My fubu )
NIGEL SIM ( Brother )

I love you Nigel! HAHA. If you saw this you'd probably say...

YOU FAG!
Shaddap gay.
You're not worth my time.
Don't make me kick your balls.

But I don't care. You're 12. And that means...
Nigel : Presents?
Me : NO. Puberty stupid.

BLAH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!!!! :D

This is the point where Alister started hogging the camera.

Nigel and his cheesecake. =.= He rubbed it in my face and I slapped him. xD

The family. :D

Haha. xD HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE!

Oh yeah! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AARON FONG AND TANIA LAM! :D

This goes out to you

2009-06-26T04:48:00.000-07:00

This 100th post goes out to you Michael Jackson. A.k.a The King of Pop.

Died at 5.21 a.m. local time this morning. Apparently, he was under cardiac arrest.
He fell into a deep coma, and passed away.

It just wasn't enough time for us to prepare for this.
You were a performer, a singer. A LEGEND.

Your legacy will be carried out for maybe a few hundred years.

But today, you passed on today at the age of 50.

Your songs inspired many, your dance moves enlightened everyone.
No one could perform like you, MJ.
No one could be as big as you.

Michael Jackson, you are everyone's idol. You are the ICON ON THE MILLENIUM.

Save a life

2009-06-18T07:08:00.000-07:00

Ju, it's ok. Were all here for you.
Be strong. Be brave.

We are all praying for you.
We are all here, and forever will be.

You'll always be the same to us in heart.
You're a really great guy and we'd hate for you to be damaged.

So please Ju, be strong.
Ju, you're one of the greatest friends I have ever had.

And if you suffer like this, I don't think it'll be normal for me too.
Justin Yeo, fight it. We know you can. We believe in you with all our hearts.

Ju, feel better soon. That's what all of us want. For you to be better.
We'll help you every step of the way.
We'll help you in every way.

Ju, we'll all be praying for you.

~Story~
Justin Yeo, today, was pierced through the neck by an arrow.
Me and 5 boys, including Justin were playing basketball. When all of a sudden, as I retrieved the ball, Justin was kneeling on the floor. Spitting out blood.

Everybody ran, screaming for help, hoping someone would come quick.
After a few minutes, Mr. Lee, CEO of Lodge School, came rushing to his aid.
Helping him up and bringing him to the car.

Justin was immediately sent to the hospital.
Fortunately, Justin was still concious.

Apparently, a boy, shot the arrow. ( Name will not be mentioned here )
It was NOT his fault as who knew this would've happened?

The coach should take blame. He was the one who was supposed to the rule.. SAFETY FIRST.

Justin was sent to Kuching Specialist Centre to undergo surgery.
The operation is a success and now, he is sleeping.

His vocals may be damaged ans so will his left arm as his nerves were affected due to the surgery.

What is.. talent?

2009-06-13T22:30:00.000-07:00

THIS IS TALENT!!!

Know these things? It's from Toy Story! xD

Cars?? Accident? Yeap, you got it!

Wtf. =.= Pro.

How original. O_O

You know what it is don't you!?

All done by Alister! Last year. He can do so much better this year. Will show next time. :D

Webcamming

2009-06-10T22:40:00.000-07:00

Zacq's coming back soon!! =D
GAH. With his freakishly long hair!

I webcammed with him last night until 2 smth. So yeah. It was fun!

I can't believe how long his hair is now. =D You make girls cry Zacq!

Honestly. Holy damn.. Haha.

I can't upload anymore. Something wrong with com and phone. So yeah. =( Haha. xD

I didn't go for Cikgu Joey's tuition. Cb Haha.
I feel dang regretful. Oh wells. =(

Omg. I knew it was you.

2009-06-07T06:28:00.000-07:00

Waseh Chad. You sure got skill!
Congrats Chad for being my 10000th visitor! (And if your eyes are deceiving you, it's ten thousand)

We were meant for each other? O_O... Nah. You're still my gay buddy. =.="

But anyways, congrats again Chad. What should I give you? Hmm... =)

6th June

2009-06-06T05:28:00.000-07:00

I HATE 6TH JUNE.
GAHHH!!! This is the worst day ever! Wtf.
Gahhh. Damn. I hate you!

WHY?

Cause my phone is flooded with birthday wishes which makes it lag
I have headache replying everyone on MSN
I no party to share with you all

But whatever! THANK YOU EVERYONE! =) I love you all. =D

I took some pics. From my mom's birthday yesterday ( 5th June )

And today! It features a bit of Alister :D

Here's pics from the 5th of June. Yesterday.
We went to Jojo Cafe for lunch. With cousins ofcourse!

From left : Ellshya, Tiara, Nat, Alister, Oliver, Nigel and Shaun.

And again. =D

I'm using your shirt Lin! =) Omg. Alister. SO damn chubby =D

My birthday cake today ( 6th June )

Group pic!

Mom took it. Awesome. xD

This is when Alister went psycho.

And well.. he passed out. With his gameboy in his hand. Oooo. =D

My cake thing. Look at my name. Happy Birthday Dearest OLWER =D

But anyways, took a pic without Alister.

And again.. Haha.

OMG. Alister pushed the glasses in my face. Hit my stomach and took my phone out. And said PICTURE?? Noww? =.=" He's vain ;D

That's it lah. Lazy to take pics. I'm going dolphin watching tomorrow! =D Ugly dolphins. =)

Present from the governer? Maybe.
Anyways.. Thanks again! Everyone!
Fag Kenneth. =)

What have I, Me, Muah, Been Doing?

2009-06-03T03:38:00.000-07:00

Selamat Hari Gawai everyone. It's the holidays if you all don't know and well, it's the holidays!
Sports and studies are all that's in my head right now.

For some reason, I feel hardworking. ;D What a big success in life. =)

I went to the beach yesterday. A private beach, so yeahh. =D

It was damn deserted so.. why not venture to the far end of the beach. Go on an expedition!!

Went to the end with Jon and Jason Sim. My super ultra weird and funny cousins ;D

What did we find? Well, it gets better and better and weirder.

First off.

Fish carcass! How common ;D

After we found this, me and Jon had a short convo.
Me : Eh.. Jon. What if got cannibals here? Should we run back?
Jon : I teach you steps la. Step 1, scream like a fat ugly girl, 2nd, throw sand in their faces, 3rd, run up to them and kick their groin, or if girl, twist lahh. And lastly, run away like a little girl again.

Me : Hmmm. Ok. Fair enough.

WOW. CANNIBALS GOT CLASS. ;D

They make clothes!

They actually use slippers??

Hey Jon, wanna share some of that cannibal booze?

Giant piece of wood. Wahseh, Kuching got pembalakan! Wtf.

OMG! AN ARAB! =D

Took me quite a while.

Hey, did you lose something?

Where are my handles!?

Errr.. you sure this will fit?

Malaysia's Statue Of Liberty! Wow. Statue got style... :)

Tilt your head. Sorry if you see triple. :D

Teeth! ;D

*Somewhere in a caveman library*
Jon : I'll give you 4 shells for these wooden books.
Jason : You make a hard bargain fat man.

Mee suah anyone? xD *He's eating a damn stick, with two other sticks. =.=*

I am buff! HAH! And I'm smart! Look at my pretty wooden book.

This is a really big fish.
Jon : Huh? What's happening?? O_O

We found trees? xD

Use this moisteriser. Perfect for cannibal skin.

And I though the Sahara Desert was hotter than this. OMG! ARAB!

Eat my shorts Cikgu. =)

Gas for your bike sir?

I found a pot. xD

Anti mosquitoes!

I've got Sandy's Foot! O_O XD

A basket thing =)

We made it to the end!

The proof!

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO FOLLOW! But before that..

OMG!! CANNIBAL TRACKS! Eeeeeep.

More sand ;)

And what a perfect way to end the day. Staring at the Lake Isle Of Innisfree.

Lake Isle Of Innisfree! Copyrighted version.

And for your info, we used a ferry.

And to end this. Random picture from Musical Evening!

How sexy.

Errrr... toga? :D

Well, that's about it for tonight. Will update when smth happens tomorrow. =D

Terrooooor

2009-05-28T23:49:00.000-07:00

Anyone seen the newspaper!? Jaya Building collapses! One of the earliest landmarks in that city man. It killed one persons and 6 are buried underneath the bulding.

Do they really deserve this ordeal? NO RIGHT? It's dreadful.

An image of the building.

Haiihh.. What to do.

Musical Evening Full Dress Rehearsal soon. Hmm.. It's gonna be HOT HOT HOT. =D

Tomorrow's the big night I suppose. Orchestra. ;D
Dressing completely BLACK tonight. Gosh. I think I'm gonna die half way in the process.
Good luck everyone! :)

From a source, red cresent was supposed to have an installation dinner.
But ya know what? IT'S CANCELLED.
An uprising is coming forth.

Well, the story is, from this source,

There are these three people who hate him damn lot right, that they somewhat in a way, brainwashed everyone into disagreeing to the installation dinner.

And because of that, now the 'installation' will be held in the hall.
HALL? The school hall?! Wtf larh. Why hall? =.=

Isn't it stupid that it's gonna be held in the hall?
It's not called an installation DINNER for nothing.

And this Cikgu X also agreed to cancel the dinner.

The source went to Mr.Ling. His answer is still pending. So we are most probably supposed to wait for an answer. In the meantime, why don't we make up our minds.

There's gonna be a campaign. Why not let Nigel Lo decide whether we have it or not? It's like so unfair to cancel it off cause of those three people. After all, Nigel IS the President of the club. He has the rights to arrange things!

Who wants a Red Cresent PARTY!? ( It's not gonna be an installation dinner anymore, it's gonna be a fiesta! ) Who wants a party!? I do! And so does everyone else. According to someone, it's going to be RM16 per person. And guess what, it's a buffet too!!

16 bucks for a buffet?! Are you nuts!? That's so worth it. So what do you say?

If you think so, say : "Yes." In the chatbox to the right of this post!
Be sure to write down your names! Come one everybody!

Discrimination should NOT be supported ;D

Could this be the reason?

2009-05-23T18:52:00.000-07:00

Why am I getting so hooked on the computer?
The PS2?
The XBox?

I think I have found the most appropriate for this issue..

And that is.

The ever so wonderful.

MARIO.

With his super green dinosaur thingy.. Yoshi.

And his brother, Luigi! *coughannoyingcough*

And the princess who Mario tries to save but fails everytime. Peach. Originally Princess Toadstool.

Blahh. Mario is easy to get hooked on ok?
It's like.. killing mushrooms! And turtle things called goombas.
I mean, who wouldn't wanna jump on things? =P

Then they turn flat and jump away. =D
It's cute.
It's cool.
It's the most annoying game I have ever played. :)

But word is, people are using Mario to gain control of little kiddies' minds.
IMAGINE WHAT MARIO COULD DO TO THE KIDS? T__T

He could be making them jump on people's heads right now. THIS VERY INSTANT. Omg.

But who cares. It's a fun game ;D

Hah. Told you he's evil. That traitorous swine! Even Yoshi agrees. And he's scared to Swine Flu too. ;D

You think YOU'RE THAT TALENTED?

2009-05-21T03:18:00.000-07:00

HAPPY NOW? So what if Adam is gay?
Doesn't mean you can judge him and call him some gay ass who can sing nothing more.
Or maybe even think, because he's gay, he has no real talent.
Or probably, he's gay. HE SUCKS. =.=

So ya know what, I removed the post.

Gay people are practically the nicest and most hardworking people alive.

Look at our school canteen. They hired people like them cause they are HARDWORKING.

Although the women in the canteen may be lazy, but look at the 'softies'. They work the hardest among all. You CANNOT deny that fact.

And look, a lot of you were like : EH. All ah gua wan the canteen.

SOOO WHAT LAH. They're probably more hardworking than most of us.

Look what Adam achieved. He's probably making an album already. Alongside Kris Allen.
I know quite a few of you are like :
' HAH! Kris won! THAT GAY LOST.'

So does that mean.. You hate him because he's gay?
THINK MATURELY A BIT LA. How old liao?

If kids can understand, but look at most of us! Teenagers already still thinking this way. Indulgent. Immature.

And again. SO WHAT IF HE'S GAY.

Selamat. Hari Cikgu. =)

2009-05-15T01:14:00.001-07:00

It's Teacher's Day today. A time to celebrate all the things that our teachers had done for us.
Happy Teachers Day to all teachers!

Todays celebration was fine. I guess. =D

Picture post time.

A group of guys.

Andrea. Being her blur self =D
Holy mother f... Nose picker!
Shawn and Dr. D Daryl
Lodge =)
Daryl's feet. SO FRIKKIN CLEAN MAN. You can fry an egg on it.
Jesmond! =D
EEEWWW. It tasty!
Ohh Darryyl! =)
Imitation of Darren =D
Cheerrryyyy!!
Hmmm. Man to man =D
Aaron Yong. Male model of the century.
Matt and Kim.
Chirs Kong with his shadeeesss. :D

And in this part. CONTAINS EXPLICIT CONTENT.

I told you...
Holy cow.
HOLY SH*T WTF IS THAT OMG-ish sonova thing-a-ma-bob!? O_O

~ END ~

Cupcakes.
The posers. =)
Picture for the day. best one all month =)

And a few pictures from Darren's house.

Rape? I think so.
Daryl thinking : Omg.. don't tell me. It's made of silk!
The Ho. =D
Daryl. Again xD
The emo-corner.

Alister's sports day last week. Damn was it cute =D
Alister is in yellow. In the middle. xD
Racing positions.

Tsk. People think Man U is here too. =.=
Race track.
The kid in red in the middle is a midget. and he's CUTE!
The hugest kid here. He loves Maggi Mee. And he's cute too! =D
Peeeople.

Last month. Saw this giant butterfly at Jon's house. WOO.

Doesn't look huge? See the proof.

It's THAT BIG.THAT BIG MAN!!!
And it's sexy too.

And random pic of Jason and Me. xD

! The end !

Davey Days

2009-04-29T07:25:00.000-07:00

A lot has beein going on in school? Got our report cards back. Alright!
No red marks!
But according to some smart people, red coloured marks are called sparkling colours. Beautiful so it's GOOD. ;D Cikgu.. =) Does that mean we must all get below 40 for nice marks? :)

The form 2's had a talk yesterday. About criterias about your future jobs or occupations.
Like : Sociable, artistic and all that other stuff.

Big words I know. It asphyxiates my unphatomed thoughts too.
Ughh.. my brain.

It was QUITE FUN.

Matt : Eh eh. Liver, Fab, ask that guy whether he wears a wig.
Fabian : You ask la!
Me : Yalah. Haiyo.

Matt : I give 5 bucks. One of you do it.
Me : NIAAA. You see can buy girl 5 bucks meh?
Matt : Oh ya hoh.

And another convo between Fab and Matt.

Matt : Eh. FAB! That assistant hot man. WAH.
Fab : Ya ya ya. I know.

*assistant walks over to present prize*

Fab : WEI WEI MATT OH.
Matt : I know I know. *cheeky face*

Ya know guys. Swarming over girls. * That assistant wasn't ALL THAT =P *

Anyways.. How could you have done that to me?
Useless. Blahh. =.=
You suck ya know that?

It's like you used me. Ughh. Ungrateful.
Never should have trusted you.
I NEVER should have helped you.

So why don't you just suck it up and fk up your own life.

What makes me smile?

2009-04-28T07:47:00.000-07:00

YOU DO!

But besides you, Alister does. And that's what and who I'm going to write about in tomorrow's essay.

Alister is suffering from autism. And I know many of you don't know what this actually.
Autistic kids are NOT STUPID, RETARDED OR OTHER WORDS HENCEFORTH.

And if you think these kids are 'sot' or something, think again. Their smarter than us normal people.

Autistic kids are you know, special in their own way. And when these type of kids or people do extraordinary things, you can't help but to smile.

Ask Daryl or Ken or Lance, they've seen Alister and how he behaves. Cute right? =P
He makes me smile no matter what. He's my fat new inspiration ;D

And besies all that. Look what I found. xD
My ass got sore reading this cause it was too funny. =)
Click to read the sides.

A craving

2009-04-26T03:01:00.001-07:00

I've developed a craving. An it's a good one =D

Mc'Ds! Like holy burgers right?
The double cheese burger...

It's beautiful....

Not only is McDonalds delicious.. It's FAT FREE!

And when I say FAT FREE. I seriously mean it =)

From the super cool fries. Salty > Nice > Bald > Wrinkly > Sexy.

To the SUPER BIG MAC!! =O Like omg. ( Note : The burger is so much smaller than this. What crap. )

Anyways. Not updating much. But I'll be right up to it. =)

Thanks dear readers. And haters of all colours.

Happy Happy

2009-04-17T05:45:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON LEE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LI HOON.
AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARYL WONG!

3 people today. And my aunt. Which makes 4. Wow. Awesome ;D
17th April.
You know, you're all old. I mean OLDER now.

Pimples. Cracking voices. Hair?

Happy Birthday guys =)

~If you were a cookie, I'd say you're the sweetest thing alive xD~

Damai Trip to Damai Puri

2009-04-12T16:57:00.000-07:00

Super late post. It's 8 a.m. And yes. I did NOT go to school =.=

Ok. PICTURE POST TIME.

It's starting from the LATEST picture to the first.

The scenery at night. Beautiful right?

Errr.. Think for yourself =) James and Sheldon.

Nigel in his oversized shirt and James.. doing something with his nose..
Our first room.

Hot cups everywhere!

Evening.

Alister xD

We ate all this in less than a day =D

This dude screwed his daughter O_O

Our bags. =)

EASTER

It's Easter everyone! And I'm not in school >_>
Well, eggs are everywhere. Went to church and you know. Easter stuff.
Alister got 3 eggs. Ugghh. UNFAIR. I want mine salted please.

Me and Nigel were talking about eggs when suddenly.

Me : Can we stone someone with eggs?
Nigel : Gahahahaha. *In his weird laugh*
Me : Ok.. I guess not.

Easter. Hmm.. what makes it so sweet.
Ahhh. CHOCOLATE BUNNYS AND EGGS.

Easter fever everyone!

I miss mom buying chocolate eggs for me. Ugh..
I love chocolate eggs. xD

~!END!~

American Idol

2009-04-09T08:18:00.000-07:00

American Idol this season is the BEST.

And I think ADAM LAMBERT is gonna win. =D

Runner up should be Danny Gokey. =)

Scott Macintyre is OUT. =( Wtf. why him?

Anyways. Adam Lambert's performance last night was was.. Ok.
Simon gave hima standing ovation. Explained enough?

So yeah.

Adam Lambert is NOT gay. So STFU who think so. xD

The End

2009-04-09T03:53:00.000-07:00

Today. Is truly the end.
A life has been taken away yesterday night.
It's a calling right?
He's in a better place now.
We can't do anything to bring him back.

We wish we could.
But only Him can do it.
IT was his time to go.
And what can we do?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Exams are over. Ladidadida.
Whatever. It doesn't feel good anymore.
Nothing will ever feel good anymore.

Life's tables have turned.

And there's nothing anyone can do about it.

A teacher lost.
A relation lost.
A life lost.

What else can we lose right?

'Congradulations'

2009-04-03T04:09:00.000-07:00

CONGRATS EVERYONE! You just made Cikgu Nazir QUIT. =.=

Why is everyone so noisy in his class? Just because he isn't strict? =.=
When he says quiet down. You all start talking again in matter of seconds.
Haihh. I don't blame you guys. I just feel super sorry for him. Things happened to him already you know? I know some of you wish to pay attention in class, but it's hard to concentrate when everyone is talking right?

www.mynameisnazir.blogspot.com

That's his blog name. And since you didn't know. He has SERIOUS family issues.
And you know what? I KNOW some of you just want him to stay cause you think he's 'fun'.
And JUST CAUSE keep changing teachers.

You SHOULD want him back because you wanna learn. Oh gosh. IS that so much to ask for?

I WANT him back to teach. He CAN teach! But some of you just don't give him the chance to.

He's gone now. ANd MAYBE he'll never come back. Well, tough luck right? We just lost a good teacher due to noisyness and disrespect. May 2B and 2C fail BM NOW =.=

Earth Hour = Joy and HOTNESS

2009-03-28T08:59:00.000-07:00

Earth hour was like.. 2 and a half hours ago. I'm so guai man. I turned off all the lights. But not the computer.
And the toilet light ofcourse.

Earth hour! An hour for earth to be.. dark? and conservative? =D

IT feels good to be in the dark isn't it? And when the lights go on, your eyes will be like burning right? ( That is SOOO awesome. I know. )

And and. It's SHAWN CHIA'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!? O_O

HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAYY!! Chocolate in brown chocolate king.

That's it for today. Will post up pictures of Damai Puri trip during the last holidays tomorrow. =)

Good luck to everyone in studying and later in exams.

Memoirs of the Liver

2009-03-27T03:41:00.000-07:00

ADINA AND MELISSA NGO

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! =)

You're now 14.
And you're taller? xD
Prettier.
Smarter.
Sprouting pimples. YOU KNOW.

Anyways. HAPPY BIRTHDAY =)

Exams :

Exams are coming. Next Friday. HECTISM.
But it's fun right?? Studying. Filling our brains with nerd stuff.

Nice..

I got 81 for Science monthly test. BAD sign.

Subjects I'm going to fail :

Math
BM
History

Well, what to do right? Except study to death. =D

GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE.

~ Just cause he got lower marks than you, doesn't mean you can hao lien to him ~

A cool tag for once =D

2009-03-22T05:29:00.000-07:00

Angel Face - Chelsea

Beauty Queen - Zoe, Lin, Etc etc.

Big Eyed Gal - Sharlynn ( It's true. Awesome :D)

Bubbly -Chelsea

Best Pal - I'm afraid there's far too many =)

Cutey - Alister =D

Pretty - A lot? =D

Lady Boss - Erika, Cass, Cikgu Chong =D

Drama Queen - None other than Andrea =)

Girl Next-Door - Adina

Happy go-lucky - Chelsea

Hot Babe - I might as not say as all girls are this way. =P Or are theyy??

Hot Mama- JAMES CHUO =P

Sureeli Awaaz -Someone >_>

Smarty - Zoe, Jean, Shawn, Mavis, CCL, Dobby, Norman. Lodge is smart =D

BeInsaan - Myself =D

Social Butterfly - Zacq and Joel Lee

Sweetheart - Jean. Lin Na. Hannah. Etc etc. =P

Decent Guy - Alan. Don. Kelvin. Ken.

Cool Dude - Alan. Don. DARREN HO =D

Cute Guy - Bryan. Alister. Nigel.

Harry Potter - DOBBY.

Sealed Lips - People I always talk to? =D

Flirtoo - No one's a flirtoo to me =) Except someone who thinks that person is but is NOT.

Loveable - EVERYONE

Book Worm - Me. Drea. Jordan. Joan. Err.. no comment xD

Burnt Toast - Alan =P

Cellular - Me. Lin Na ( You're extreme ) Zoe ( Even more extreme ) Jean ( Aherrrmmm =D )

Chatterbox - All form 4's!

Huggable - Hmm. ALISTER =D Your fat is squeezable.

Shopaholic - NAT xD

Shutterbug - JAMES JONG. SEBASTIEN TIEW =)

Sweet Tooth - People with cavities. And have no teeth at all. xD

Weight Watcher - ALL GIRL =D Except those. which.. are already.. yeah =X

Workaholic - Eric Tan etc etc =D

Night Owl - LIN NA. =P

Muscleman - Ben ben ben ben ben. Don don don don don. Bryan.

Movie Buff -Shawn. Jean. Joan. Blah. Too many. Myself =D YES MAN!

Couch Potato - Nigel you dumb butt.

Cuddly - Alister......

Choc Lover - SHAAWWWNNN =D ME. ZOEEE MILK...

Neat Chop - Mommy =(

Trendy - Girls try to be? And arree.

Supermodel - Zoe Chan Geok Lin =P

I tag : Cheang
Jas,Van,Zo
Eric Tan.
And anyone else who wishes to do it.

Tagged by Lin

2009-03-21T03:46:00.000-07:00

I got tagged by Lin. Again.

A

- Available:

Yes
*

- Age:

14
*

- Annoyance:
########.
*

- Animal:

k-9s

B

- Birthday:

6 June
*

- Best Friends:

Many many? =)
*

- Body Part on opposite sex:

Eyes
*

- Best feeling in the world :

Happy? Lol.
*

- Been in Love:

Aack?
*

- Been on stage? :

Many
*

- Believe in Magic:

It's fake but yes.
*

- Believe in Miracles:

Mostly.
*

- Believe in Santa:

What if I said yes?

C

- Candy:
SUPER SOUR >.<
*

- Color:
Pink and Blue
*

- Chocolate/Vanilla:

BOTH
*

- Chinese/Mexican:
Chinese
*

- Cake or pie:

Cake
*

- Continent/Country to visit:

England
*

- Cheese:

BLUE =)

D

- Day or Night:
NIGHT.
*

- Dance in the rain:

YES =D

E

- Eggs:

= FAT
*

- Eyes:

Nice eyes? O_O
*

- Ever failed a class?:

Yeah. Lol. ART =P

F

- Full name:

Oliver Ross Sim Tern Shen
*

- First thoughts waking up:

Scratch my butt
*

- Food:
Chinese and western

- Greatest Fear:
One. But it's not to be mentioned here.
*

- Goals:
Passing grades for now.
*

- Get along with your parents?:

Ok.
*

- Good luck charm:
Old toenail?? O_O

H

- Hair Color:
super dark brown.
*

- Height:
170cm
*

- Happy:
Not really.
*

- Holiday:

good good.
*

- How do you want to die:

Die of old age at 2100 xD

I

- Ice Cream:

ROCKY ROAD =OOO
*

- Instrument:

Violin / Drums

J

- Jewelry:
Ear ring. Lol.
*

- Job:
Child therapist. =D

K

- Kids:

Gonna have 10
*

- Kickboxing or karate:
None. They both hurt =(
*

-Keep a journal?:

Yes. Men keeps journals at school. =D And we show them off. =)

L

- Longest Car Ride:

Kuching to Sibu
*

- Love:
Super painful. Argh =D
*

- Letter:
O
*

- Laughed so hard you cried:
Once every week =D

M

- Milk flavor:

chocolate
*

- Movies:
Comedic love.
*

- Motion Sickness?:

Noo la.
*

- McD’s or BK:

McD's =) = FAT.

N

- Number of Siblings:

3
*

- Number of Piercings:

Maybe 10.
*

- Number:
7

O

- One wish:
To have everything in 10's? xD

P

- Perfect Pizza:
Four cheeses
*

- Pepsi/Coke:

Their both the same. PEPSI.

Q

- Quail:
Huh? I like feathers.

R

- Reason to cry:
A lot.?
*

- Reality T.V:
Sucks.
*

- Radio Station:
Hitz Fm
*

- Roll your tongue in a circle?:

Almost. >_>
*

- Ring size?:
CIRCLE? xD

S

- Song:

Dead and Gone =D
*

- Shoe size:

8-9
*

- Salad Dressing:
Errr.. sour?
*

- Sushi:

I dont want worms in my brain T__T
*

- Skipped school:

Never
*

- Slept outside:
YEs
*

- Shower daily?:
Duh?
*

- Sing well?:

You say
*

- In the shower?
Yes I sing in the shower. Water droplets love me.
*

- Swear?:
Influenced.
*

- Strawberries/Blueberries:
STRAW =D

T

-Time for bed:
When I got nothing better to do.

*
-Thunderstorms:
Are cool.

U

- Unpredictable:
Love. LoL.

V

- Vacation spot:

Anywhere. La sap tang also can.

W

- Weaknesses:
Girls. xD

*
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you:

Err. Andy Heng. Lol.
*

- Who makes you laugh the most:

Kelvin ( Your lame-ness will own us all )
Shawn ( Your laugh will own us all )
Canteen workers ( You all ROCK )

- Worst feeling:
Sad-ness.
*

- Wanted to be a model?:
Underwear for nerds? CAN.
*

- Worst weather?
Super hot.

X

- X-Rays:

On my fractured toe.

Y

- Year it is now:
2009
*

- Yellow:

PIE =D

Z

- Zoo animals:

Chihuahua =)

LAST PERSON WHO…

1. Slept in your bed besides you?:
Nigel >_>

2. You went to the mall with:

Family.

3. You went to dinner with:
Family.

4. You talked to on the phone:
Welton >_>"

5. Made you laugh:

Kelvin

6. Hugged you:

Dad. Then he slapped my butt after that. >>_>>

7. Said they loved you:

Haha. =)

8. You spoke with:
Alister

9. You cried over:

The cookies in the fridge were gone

10. Made you mad:
Someone =D

I tag:
Cheang
Jean
Kelvin
Zoe
Van
Eric Tan! =P
And anyone else to thinks they are free enough to do it

You spin my head

2009-03-17T06:36:00.000-07:00

Holidays are here. I'm supposed to be studying, but I'm here. Typing.
Well, it's exercise too RIGHT?! Strong fingers make it easier to pick things up.

Like. like.. pencils? phones? and maybe even..

And maybe some big ass men too. And when I say big ass. I mean it O_O

But anyways, I wanted to blog about something.

Something has entered my family. No, not a thing. It's more of a it. =)

Can you guess what it is? =D

Hmm. bet you can't right? I'll give you tips.

Think you know what it is? =)

OK. Nevermind. I'll show you. =D

WARNING : PICTURES BELOW MAY CAUSE BLIND-NESS DUE TO CUTENESS

I GOT A NEW PUPPY. O_O. Cute aint it?

Pluss.. it's a rottweiller. GAHH. I can't stand it's cuteness T__T

It's got perfect body shape too! IF it doesn't like you, it bites.

Look it in the eyes, and try telling it : I hate you.

Can't do it can you? =P

It's called Princess Btw. Lol. Wtf, I know.

That's it for today =)

~ can we get along again? =.= ~

Randommm

2009-03-11T06:23:00.000-07:00

Random occurrences appear everyday. But my family is more unique.
Sister and Alister going crazy. Alister is running around everyone, hugging them and saying : I Wuvv yoou..

Like. Holy.. so darn cute =D

The siblings.

We look alike at times.

We may act stupid at times. But this goes over the top. Imitating a girl. O_O

Attempt 1 :
Unsuccessful..

Atempt 2:

Ok. Not really.

We love to pose. We were made for the camera =D Alister and Nat.

Alister and Nat again. SEEE. HE CAN POSE TOO. Ken, isn't he cutee?? =P
And we love to sleep. Like the lazy fat people we are =)

Video below. Alister and Natalie dancing. Wtf. Lol. haha.

That's about it then =D Cherish your siblings, cause you'll never know when you really need em.

~YOU SERIOUSLY SUCK YA KNOW THAT? You say a million things insulting, I say one, and you go ########~

Sports sports sports

2009-03-08T00:11:00.000-08:00

Sports Day today. Such a good time. Such a hot time. Such a good tan day =D

Congrats to everyone who won medals and stuff. Especially to Ben and Zoe. WOO.

BLLUUEE!

Get better soon Zoe. Sleeep like a piggy =)
Hope your ankle heals soon Owen =D
And the others la. Injury. Huang and Bryan, you both better sleep. Or else..

I'll be right by your bed side. Singing Barney's Theme song. You'll end up in an asylum by the time I'm done with you two.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Our boys C relay team got SILVER to 4X400 and 4X100. Awesome.
Bryan and me vomited respectively =)

Huang cramped his legs. Awesome.

Daryl. Nothing happen =.=

Relay relay relay. Proudest moment for our team this year.

Yes. The remarkable beauty of relay.

Congrats to everyone again =)

Lodge Sports

2009-03-06T05:06:00.000-08:00

Lodge. Had our field events.
Purple house is owning. But who can blame them?? =P

Bryan beat Alan in Triple Jump. AWESOME. It's ok Alan. You'll kill us all on tracks this Sunday.

Congrats to all winners. And to those who didn't win. You know you tried your best, and that's good enough. =) At least you tried your best.

Purple house is leading now. Blue should be 2nd. Red 3rd and Yellow last. But it's ok la. I KNOW Yellow is gonna push during sports day.

And they're gonna climb and maybe win this =D

~Anyways. Life is not cracking up as what it's supposed to be.~

More more more Interschool

2009-03-01T01:34:00.001-08:00

Friday was the last day of interschool. But I didn't update on it.
But here it is =D
No more wait. More interschool fever. =P

Lodge supporters all the way xD Alan posed after this picked. Slow reaction man. And you call yourself a runner. ( Dont own me T__T )

Oh. During interschool. We found out smth.. Cikgu Lee is VAIN. =D

You can see how damn hot it was. Lol.

Liz, Sean, Yeh Shan. ( Umbrella =) ) and Zoee.

And them again. Only adding Elaine and Matt. Yooouu faaagg =)

Dont focus on the one in front. We were losing.

Errr... Brenda issit?

Zhi Li at the back. She overtook 2-3 people. Wwttfff.

Karen =D

Leo and Mr. Goh. Leo's shirt. I like girls who like girls. ( Me too? )

Cikgu Connie Lau sleeping =D

We got bored. You can't blame us. =)

4X400. The beggining.

He's receiving his medal for high jump, boys C division.

Alan again.

I think this is Hannah Wee's. I can't see them cause they're too small. Lol.

Ehsan's hurdling pro-ness

SM LODGE. Hated by all schools. xD Except CHMS 1 =D

The Jubilee Ground before it came incredibly hot.

Well, before ending. I wanna congradulate all the people who won and the rest who participated with full of confidence and stuff. =)

CONGRADULATIONS!!

Interschool Fights

2009-02-25T02:13:00.000-08:00

Today was my event. 4x100M. But before explaining the event. Geraldine got SILVER for 800M.
Good job =D

Relay :

Girls A,B,C got into the finals with good time. But alas, the good feeling went away in the finals.

Overall, just say they all got 4th.

Guys B,C got into the finals. But what did we get?
B - Boys B dropped the baton and gave up. You should've finished the whole thing. For points. But nevermind.

And as for C. Well, let's just say we seriously had no more chance.
The dudes for boys C looked A. With their faggish moustache. Disgusting hair.

Their all as tall as Ben. And that's TALL.

I'm 2nd runner. Joel Goh 1st. Bryan Sim 3rd and Alan 4th.

Joel sprinted, good starting but wasn't good enough. When I grabbed the baton, everyone was ahead of me. And that is BULLSHIT.

Once caught up, passed to Bryan and he ran the curve, like what we say, WHITE horse power. =)

Passed to Alan and found out we were actually last..
But we didn't want last, so Alan sprinted and placed us 7th.

So overall for today. It was OK. Not perfect but OK.

There weren't enough tents. Lol.

Resting. Sleeping and waiting for events.
And even more resting. Andy ######## =D

Oh and to all you ####### who shouted ####### #### at me. #### your bloody black skin to hell. =.=

Friday Comedy

2009-02-21T23:13:00.000-08:00

On Friday. Yeah, last friday, a few of us threw a surprise party for Lin. I came late so I didn't know what happened.

But according to Liz, it all went wrong. Aww man. =D
But anyways, we did it at the Jalan Song Pizza Hut.
Ya know.. the one near 7 Eleven? The home of slurpees. Which almost gave me diarrheoa when I got home.

Yeah, that place. Anyways, pictures were snapped and stuff. Here it is.

The girls. Jean..... =X (SORRY for snapping it ) =D
Birthday girl with the cake.

Cake closeup. It gave me constipation when I got home. Lol.
Lin and Liz.

We told her to snap a proper photo. But she took her phone out instead. ( Womenn... )

After the party. We walked behind Pizza Hut. That place.
All of a sudden. The girls stormed Cindy. O_O *A place selling girl stuff*

Huang : Oi. Liver. Look at the back.
Me : Wow. Lol. Let's go..
Huang : WHAT?!
Liver : Lemme finish. Outside.

Then we walked to Friendship Park. Then in the end, walked back to Pizza Hut cause of Lin. And ME. Partially my fault. =D

While waiting. Went into TAKA and snapped this. =D

Spiderman's girlfriend truly is hot. Lol. xD NUGGET. =O

Alas. Ended up in front of 7 Eleven. Acting as hobo's. We rock. =D
Liver. Huang and Ken.

Well, that's about it. Went home. Bathe. Ate some more. And slept. The unusual things.

Birthday Wishes

2009-02-17T02:24:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIN NA and ANTHONY WOON =D

Like. Happy Birthdays. Lol
Lin Na = 14 now. ( Damn.. sooo old. I mean, young )
Anthony = 16 ( Even older. )

There! Red Tribal cowgirl person. Cowgirl person?
Errr. lol.

Anyways, Happy Birthday Lin! Still looking for a gift for you. =)
Latest this week. Haha. =D

And besides Lin, I don't have Anthony's photo. But.. I bet someone has one.
You ok? =PPPP OK OR NOT? Don't go jumping off a cliff measuring 1M ok. That's seriously high..

But..

seriously. It will. =D

Oh. I was looking through pictures in the computer till I saw these..

It's ALISTER! In.. some.. person's glasses. He looks hot. Lol. Wtf. Incest-ness.

Love birds? NAHH. Don't think so.

DONE

Outing

2009-02-16T06:01:00.000-08:00

Went to spring and Sarawak Club for lunch yesterday. FAMILY OUTING.
Ate a lot.. and then Shane decided to play with his food. But I guess playing with food is good too. WHYY? =D

HE MADE THIS!
And then he took chilli's. And made something else..

Chilli Mash Tomaotes! =O AMAZING..

Then after that, went to Spring, cause ALL the 'cool' people go there. =D
Like me xD
A lot of people crowded at a place. WHY?!
GO BALD! YEAH!

Daniel Kong went bald. And he still looks good :-P Lol. Un-gay here.

School is as cool as ever. xD WHEE.
Interschool in 8 days. Omg. =D
Sports day in a while. Omg. =D
Me getting new underwear sooon. OMG.. =DD

A time to remember

2009-02-14T09:02:00.000-08:00

So, Valentine's over. Blogging at 1 a.m.

Suffering from headache but whatever.

Valentine's over. Some got some, and some got none.
But what to do right? Life's like that. T__T

Zacq left for Melbourne on Friday. And I didnt' send him off, instead I went to a freakin concert. GAH. Screw myself =(

Took a family photo with cousins ONLY.

I'm gonna miss Zacq =(

The cousins of the Sim family =D

I tried to hug Zacq, but then he said : No, screw off.

HE'S SO NICE! )':

But anyways Zacq, have fun in Melbourne =D

Planetshakers :

It's awesome, YET, I missed a lot of the freakin thing. Gah. lol.
Loved it, but left. Stupidity.

After the concert, snapped something which seriously caught my eye.

This picture could be anything. From :

HEY! GET OFF ME!
Ouch, I lost my gold tooth.
Hey man.. something's sticking up my ass. What is it?

So yeah. That's pretty much it bout these days. Nothing special. Lol.
Badminton later in the day, 2 - 5, Stapok. Anyone wanna go? =)

Oh and congrats to the girls swimming team yesterday! =D ( It's blue cause water is blue too. lol =.= )

Love is in the air ( MAYBE )

2009-02-08T06:18:00.000-08:00

Valentines day is like.. in... *counts with five fingers up*..6 days!? =D

What can I say, it's Valentines Day! Not much explanation for it cause all of you know about it already =)

I SUPPOSE some guys are trying their luck with girls now ( SINGLE GUYS ) =D
And maybe girls are accepting ( Like.. who wouldn't accept a super cool but short guy? =P )

To me, Valentines Day is a time where people who are actually LOVED. ( Yeah, ACUTALLY ) Get something great in life. A love experience. And no...

NO GETTING LAID

It just ruins the whole thing =D

Romancing under the stars.
Candle-light dinner
Romantic movies

Aren't all these cool? =)

Besides Valentines.. ZACQ'S LEAVING ON FRIDAY! NOOO! T__T

Cousin's going away. =( Melbourne. But whatever. Good luck Zacq. It's like 42 degrees celcius there =D Live WELL! =)

1st and 2nd

2009-01-27T18:59:00.000-08:00

It's Chinese New Year. Not many people blogging bout their CNY or even mentioning.

What a waste =.=

Well, what happened on my first day :

Went visiting. A LOT of visiting. Got 22 ang paus in less than an hour. Like. Wtf. =D

And at night. Went to a persons house. A multimillionaire =D But sadly I didnt receive any ang pau. =.=

WHAT A RIP-OFF

But anyways, there was a gigantic fireworks display. And I, Unpro-ly, managed to get a video and pictures of it =P

And the first time ever. ALISTER PLAYS WITH FIRECRACKERS! =D

Awww... Ken, you saw him =P

Today I THINK I'm going to Jean's. Then to Cheang's. So yeah. =)

May everyone spend their last days before school living to the limit. ( Like taking drugs or somethin ) (:

Chikenzz New Year. WTF ==

2009-01-25T09:12:00.000-08:00

CCL! NO CHIKENZZ for you. Lols

It's Chinese New Year everyone!

Happy CNY to everyone! =)

Open house at my house! Anyday. =) Come and go to Zacq's too! And Jon Sim's.

Hope everyone has a great one! =D

Well, the fireworks phase is over. I bet everyone is choking now.
Yes. Choking. Very deadly. Hazardous.
And what else. We maybe the reason there's Global Warming!

Ermm.. NAHH. Were not. =D

See! It's NOT our fault. =D

Well, again. Happy CNY everyone! =) Get richer! Ten bucks in my ang pau. Like. I'm ot supposed to tell but who cares!? =D

Nights! (:

Chinese people are cool

2009-01-23T07:44:00.000-08:00

Third week of school. Last day of school today. Like. YAY =)

Ok. Well, it's Chinese New Year now. YAY CHINESE!

It's ok. Malays are cool too =)

I'm having open house everyday. So feel free to come. Just gimme a call, and tell me. I'll be home.

=D

Don't know my address? Just msg or call me.

Eat my food. Get fat. Die of obesity. I don't care!

Just COME! Free food! =)

Happy Chinese New Year to ALL. =D

._.

2009-01-20T19:58:00.001-08:00

lets be lame ...
there was once a person named otter wong.
otter wong is gay.
the end.
._. lol.

Avocado Plant Lance??

2009-01-16T22:00:00.000-08:00

Tagged. Lalala. =D

Dear LANCE. I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me In your camping car and I saw Sit on The crazy monk. I'm sure you're enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep My common sense as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about The incarnation as an eskimo Greetings to your freaky family

~Oliver~
P/S: You are so lifeless, Dumb bitch

I tag :
Cheang
Everard
Van
Jas
Jean
Lin
Sharl
Kelvin
ZOE
And George Bush if he's not busy picking his nose (:

Its self explanatory..

Dear (the person who tagged you!).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,

1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - your dwarf bit me

April - I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of May
June - you put cuffs on me

July - I threw up

August - I saw the shrunken head

September - we skinny dipped

October - I quoted Santa

November - your dog ran amok

December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard souffle

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

TopModel - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I`ve felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David’s tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think o

U/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-#########

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - #### off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?

Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig

Foosball - Silly duck

Shopping - French kisser

Dulging for food - Cranky banana

Movies - Smelly armpits

Snacks - Horny wolf

Snooker - Tiny nipples

Bowling - Sexy grandmother

Outdoor activities - Vain pot

Having a long talk - Nose plucker

Taking pictures - Dumb bitch

Other - Burn yourself

Chelsea Chan

2009-01-13T04:55:00.000-08:00

You're leaving us! WHYY!?!?!!

I'm gonna sob on the day you leave =( And so is someone else. ahermCCLaherm.

CALL HIM K??? =( At least a bye bye. TONIGHT. Like. NOW!!!!

Come on. =( Dont leave without saying goodbye. (:

But. still. DON"T LEAVE US CHELS. We'll miss yooh! ):

Ill call you tomorrow.

Rofl

2009-01-12T06:26:00.000-08:00

I BLAME the PRINCIPAL of SECONDARY school for the PREFECTS behavior. =.=

Cause it's Ling who makes the rules. So yeah. =.=

But seriously. Prefects. Don't need follow rules until make everyone hate you. Seriously.

So now. We all have to take religious classes to calm down ( 'thanks' for making us holy )

So peace among prefects and non 'special' people. *tries to smile*

Eat My Shorts!

2009-01-12T03:06:00.000-08:00

Gahhhh! Prefects... GAHHHHHHH. =.=

Everyone's ranting about prefects.

But best rant goes to CHERILYN CHEW! MY FUTURE SUNDAY SCHOOL BUDDY. =D

Ok. Now time for serious business..

Very.. very serious..

Ok.. There's this new kid. ( Not mentioning name cause you prefects later go find him )
He was just scraping the every last bit of the marsh potatoes off the sides. Cause we all know marsh potatoes are damn nice.

Wouldn't you do the same? Instead of ######## with us. Demerit your own selves POSER - ish prefects.

There's like a friggin dustbin near the staircase next to the canteen. And he wanted to throw it there. And you know what? It's like.. 3 or 4 steps away. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID YOU PREFECT? YOU demerited him. YES YOU. For **** sake man. HE's new. How is he supposed to know?

And worst yet. It's only RIGHT OUTSIDE the bloody canteen. =.= Sheeeesssh.

And another ghting is. Why you prefects go picking on the girls in Lodge cause of their hair?

WTF LA. Making them tie their hair like their some nerd or something. LOOK AT CHERILYN!

Cherilyn.. I seriously pity you now T__T

Everyone's complaining bout you prefects ok..

You're making the girls tie their hair so badly. They won't be attractive anymore :X
AND LOOK AT YOU PREFECTS. CAN JUST GO TIE YOUR HAIR HOWEVER YOU LIKE.

With your fringes and everything while the rest of the girls have to tie up their fringe. OH!

I just remembered. Even when their hair is TIED UP NICELY. VERY VERY VERY DAMN NEAT. And you still want to demerit them. IT's like you prefects want us all out of school. Like shyt.

Why don't you go kick yourselves out of school? With your UN-NEAT hair? =.=

Ya know what. You prefects are the worst batch EVER.

~END~

Rain makes me wet

2009-01-11T01:21:00.000-08:00

Rain rain rain. Gah. For three days.

Three f'in days! *mouth opens widely*

Lalala. =D It's been raining since.
Even my Garden of Eve is wet.
Wanna see what it looks like?
It's so wet! Just look at the brown-ness of the water! Gawd. It's sickening.

And worst yet. I can't do anything outside!

1. I can't piss on other people's grass
2. I can't ride my sampan
3. I can't go out to makan
4. I can't go for a joyride on my unicycle

See how miserable life is now with the rain?

I mean. I can't even go to a decent kopitiam and chiak kolo mee.

What else? Oh wait. Buildings could be destroyed! FLOOD! O_O

Ignore the cars. Attention on the building. It's half gone!!

The good thing is. School is immune to stupid floods. Like fat people! Which act as GOOD flotation devices.

And if George Bush was still president.. He'll say..

I likeeee cheeeseeee..

I hope CHung Hua No.6 floods. Like 2005 =D

Till the rain stops. Screw George Bush!

Jeanette Rinai Tagal!

2009-01-10T19:47:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday Jean! I don't have a pic of you in this computer. ( pai seh pai seh ) T__T But I'll post one up later. And it's gonna be a shocker. =D You're 14! ( ahermoldaherminayoungway ) Thanks Jean for everything. You don't know how grateful I am to you Jean =) You're meant to be everyone's best friend (: And again. Happy Birthday Jean! May you have a good one. (=

But oh look. What have I got???. =D

OMFG JEAN. ROFLMFAOOL. Kanye West glasses. And who knew Kanye West was so much of an ah lien? Jean's an alcoholic. Lol. Addicted to cola. It's like drugs.

Did you know that cola contains cocaine? =D

So happy drinking!

But anyways. I'm gonna post another photo of you later Jean.

Overload!

2009-01-09T06:37:00.000-08:00

Overloading. Meaning. To overload something!
Like. max the weight. So.

Ok. Obese people. What are they really trying to tell us?

We can do splits? YES WE CAN!And maybe.. we can be SEXY? YES WE CAN TOO!

And maybe it's because their obesity drowns out their eyesight. =)

But seriously. FAT PEOPLE ARE SEXY! =D BRITNEY SPEARS.

he looks hot with a bald head.

And what annoys me the most??
Hyperactivity.
What does it do to you?

Here's one of your answers

The guy with the ball. He was running. The dude at the back?

Dude at back : Gimme the fckin ball man!
*pulls pants down*
Dude : Ok. Nevermind. This is much better.

Ok. Im like.. so stupid and unfunny =.=

Ok. Interschool training tomorrow morning at 8. Screw.. Oh wells. Whatever la.

Thats all. =)
RANDOM FUNNY.

Awww man

2009-01-07T02:26:00.000-08:00

If a lot of you people don't know. Aww man is my new drug addiction.
I say it all the time. Aww man. =(

Anyways. School's started. or three days. And my lousy internet is starting to suck even more.
Curse TMNET. SCREW. YOU.

But school's fun. Ms Joanna is crazy. O_O Literally. Pin pointing out that plants don't have sex. Like duh. Can you imagine a plant having sex?

And now I bet you horny people are thinking. =.=

BM teacher is nice. And. Err.. Paranoid. Ask anyone. They'll agree =D

And the rest of the teachers. They're fine.

CIKGU JOEY IS SEXY. ( Like DUHH too )

Oh and Derrick. shut up liao. Lol. If you wanna hear bout the news ask her herself.

=)

Ok. Hmmm. Interschool's in February right?? I'm running 400m,800m. Or maybe 1500m too. Like. CB.

Besides everything.

Who knows Zoe? ( Everyone )

She's an accident- prone person. Her head. Well. It got hit by a shoe and earlier today. A BASKETBALL. AHERMMATTHEWAHERM!!!

Does it hurt Eoz?? And I still needa chia you. =.=

Anyways. Anyways. Anyways. Have fun in school everybody!
Oh and form 1 students. Grow taller. =)

I love pink. (:

Taggish fags. =)

2009-01-07T02:08:00.000-08:00

I got tagged. Argh. Cheang and Liz. Argh. Argh argh. =.=

Rules & Regulations:

Do not copy answers

Tag questions must be 100% same

Tag people before doing the tag

I tag:

1 :Liz

2: Lance

3 : Cheang

4 : Zoe

5 : Jasmine

6 : Vanessa

7 : Lin Na

8 :Matthew

9 : Andrea

How do you know 1? (Liz)

ELC! =) Eat Chiah Leung ( Lame Chicken )

What would you do if you never meet 2? (Lance)

Life would be shyt. =D

What would you do if 3 & 4 dated? (Cheang and Zoe)

O_O. HMMM. OH! Everyone's gonna kill Cheang! =D

Would 5 & 6 make a good couple? (Jasmine and Vanessa)

Depends whether you like lesbos =X

Do you think 7 is attractive? (Lin Na )

OH! YES! Like. The hottest. =P

Tell me something about 9 (Andrea)

She is like Halle Berry......Cat like. =D

What's 1's favourite past time?(Liz)
To critisize me?

What language does 2 speak?(Lance)

Japanese =) Not english

Who is 3 going out with? ( Cheang )

His maid =P

How old is 4? (Zoe)

Super young. Like. YOUNG.

When was the last time you talked to 5?(Jasmine)

Today. Before she hit me?

Who is 6's favourite singer? (Vanessa)

Ermm.. some.. dude/girl??

Would you date 7? (Lin Na)

Probably? O_O

Is 8 single? (Matthew)

NOOO. He's a damn pimp. :P

What's 9's last name? (Andrea)

Teo. lol.

Would you consider being in a relationship with 1? (Liz)

Ho can I? She's my best friend. T__T

Which school does 2 go to? (Lance)

Lodge Secondary

What do you like about 3? (Cheang)

His aeroplane smelling jacket. =)

Short pants

2009-01-05T02:42:00.000-08:00

For guys. NO short pants. GOT IT?! It makes you feel gay. Seriously. =.=

Ok. I got tagged. Again. lol. By Zoe,Lance,Van and whole loads of other taggish people.

Whoever who gets tagged has to write 10 things about the person who tagged him/her:

Van,Zoe,Lance. Like. Lan,Van.Zo. =.=

Lance : Super cute ( Omfg, cant believe I just typed that )
Uber cool.
Mega sexy.
Zoe : HOT. lol.
Brown hair.
Super athlete. =P
Vanessa: HOT TOO.
Long hair now O_O
Uber athlete lol

The person who got tagged has to write 10 things about himself/herself:

1. Name.. Oliver Sim Tern Shen
2. I think I'm gay.
3. HATES beer.
4. HATES alcohol.
5. HATES rape. lol
6. Thinks Lodge is cool.
7. Still a virgin
8. Needs to grow more hair.
9.Needs fatter legs.
10. I know I'm gay.

At the end you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names:
1. Megan
2. Zooeee AGAIN
3. Lance AGAIINN
4. Vanessa AGAIINN
5. Lodgerockz members
6.Tunning Crew
7. Jeanette!
8.Lin Naaaa
9. Kelvin you gay =P
10. Sharlynn. Lol.

By the way. I've been neglecting this blog for shyt. So.. yeah. Lack of updates. =(

Anyways. Not a bad first day of school. (:

Ouch ouch. Slower.

2008-12-29T18:22:00.001-08:00

Yesterday was the first interschool athletics training. Like.
Urghh. =.=

3 - 5.30 p.m. 2 and a half hours of complete muscular aches.

One word.

Awesome.

And the rest of you would be saying Screw it. F it. Shyt it. And so on. Nelson =D

So. Ran 7-8 rounds around the park. Yeah tiring but fun. Cause I had Bryan running with me. Lol. And so did Shau Ching.

How did we run? Well..

Bryan : Woi woi! Behind the bush! Behind the bush! Ok wait here.
*after a few seconds*
Bryan : Oh shit! Run run run! They looking at us!

So we ran and hid under another bush again. But how did we manage to run 7-8 rounds? It's a secret. =D

Interschool later again. When my sister's party's on. LIke. Cb. Im gonna miss out swimming T___T

3-5.30 and tomorrow morning at Jubilee Ground. Damn. Lol.

Dan I want my shoesss. Lol. =)

I'm like. Gonna cramp my ass off later and make it look saggy like an old lady on the sidewalk by running. Man. I need an ass rub. =(

Ho.. lidays.

2008-12-28T03:05:00.000-08:00

Darren HO had his party on the 27th . Didnt update cause it of my back and maybe my neck. It's aching and I can't even twitch =D

Well, thanks for the party man!!

Cheang. I'll be your partner for Cha Cha one day. =P

Well, I went there early. Was performing that night. But ya know what?

DARREN! YOU LEFT THE SPEAKERS OUTSIDE THE ROOM. YOU'RE SUCH A SMARTASS. SERIOUSLY! =D

But other than that, the party was awesome.

The dancing. And for some people. You dont know this. But Lance's birthday was on the 26th. But we didn't celebrate on the 27th. AWW. SORRY LANCE. =D

But well, what Liz and Lance said. Only words to describe the party was..

JUST DANCE! And.. blablabla. Lol.

Jacques. I'm jealous of you. So be happy that I am. =) Tall-ness. Dancing-ness nesss..

What can I say. It was an awesome party Darren. OH! And thanks for the cola.

I'm doin you a favor. You'll lose your big fat white stomach of your. =)

And be friggin muscular like Lance Goh. Lol.

I'm having a party at my place this 31st. So.. yeah. You're all invited, unless you dont wanna come because Im some jackass. And Im sure a lot of you think that. l.o.l

But anyways. Party starts at 4. Bring swimming stuff. And tell me who's coming. So I'll know how many people to cater for. K? =)

And Daryl. You won't miss anything. *wink wink*

See you all on Wednesday. (:

Vanessa Chua Ker Ying

2008-12-22T08:45:00.000-08:00

Me and Lance had a big fight yesterday. What's it about? Go to Lance's blog to find out!

It's a horrible affair. The worst fight anyone could ever have.

Feel the drama in Lance's blog NOW!

Ti jiio ( Diabetes )

2008-12-22T00:38:00.000-08:00

Like. =.= Vanessa tagged Me.

Like Charles Darwin Pablo Gallardo Ling Tian Jin. They both are hot.

For Chad :
Daryl : He's not Chinese. =D
Fabian : Why his name so weird? O.o / Yeah, he's not Chinese.
Lance : Ant.

For Van :
Daryl : And SHE'S weird.
Lance : She's HoT. =O I love her.
Fabian : No comment =X

Me : Agreed. =D

Here are the rules.
1. Take a recent picture of yourself orke a picture of yourself right now.
2. Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair......just take a picture.
3. Post that picture with NO editing.
4. Post these instructions with your picture.
5. Tag 5 people to do this
And I got tagged by LANCE. >_>

I tag NO ONE but Vanessa and Lance. SO DO IT AGAIN! =P

Today. Fabian, Daryl and Lance came over for a rehearsal for Darren Ho's party.
Yes. Like holy shit. Oliver's performing. eww. But Lance, Daryl, Fabian and Darren. Hot and sexy. =.=

Convo's between me, Daryl, Fabian and Lance.

Fabian : Ti jio.
Lance : TUJUH!
*HAHAHAHAHA =.=*
Oliver; Enam le?
Daryl : Malay =.=

*no respond* lol. Then Fabian started to laugh and wanted to spit out his milo. WHICH I MADE. =D With wasabi peanut in it. *runs to sink*

Lance put it in. He pointed outside and Fabian was dumb enough to look out. xD

Next :

We were eating kueh. You all know the green kueh with the rice wan?
Yeah here it goes.

*Daryl took the last one*
Fabian : Eeeee! Why you take my that wan!?
Daryl : Ahahahahaha.
*laughs like hell*
*Daryl laughs into the dining room*
*Lance laughs with kueh in his mouth*

after that :

Fabian : Lance, can I follow you back?
Lance : Cannnot. My mother got ti jio.
Fabian : Aiyo please.
Lance : No, how come your father cannot pick you up?
Fabian : My father feeding dog. ( Feed dog for more than one hour o.o)
Lance : How many dog you got?
Fabian : One.
Lance : WAH! Mine got two dogs I put in chicken leg in one plate enough liao.
Fabian : No, my father need to feed the dog. MY dog BIG wan.
Lance : Your dog eat your father?!
* Daryl laughs like crap *
*Starts laughing*
*stops for awhile*
*daryl starts laughing again*
*everyone laughs again*

While we all were drinking milo, Fabian said something random.

Lance : Ti jio.
Fabian : Neh! My ah kong got ti jio. Seriously!
*All starts laughing, especially me*
*Mom walks in*
Mom : What's so funny?
*everyone shuts up*
Lance whispers to Fabian : Ti jio.....

The Wasabi nut. =D

Fab and his ang ku kueh. =D

Lance : First time you eat kueh is it?
Fabian holds kueh with one finger

And then two stupid people start communicate.

Fabian uses ang ku kueh to talk.
Daryl uses hands.

Fabian : Hello Daryl.
Daryl : Heloo. My name is Daryl!
Fabian : My name is ang ku kueh.
Lance : This is how stupid people communicate.

Wow. The world has gone from lousy to 'more advanced'. =)

Hope many of you can go to Darren Ho's Christmas party!

Tagged!

2008-12-21T03:30:00.000-08:00

The super mega hot superstar Charles Darwin has tagged me.

=.= Fine. Pick on the un-cool guy man.

Here are the rules.
1. Take a recent picture of yourself or take a picture of yourself right now.
2. Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair......just take a picture.
3. Post that picture with NO editing.
4. Post these instructions with your picture.
5. Tag 5 people to do this.

Like... holy ****. Lol. It's recent alright. In Bali. =D

Happy CHAD? =.=

I tag :

Jean
Van ( AGAIN =P )
Zoe ( When you're back )
Zacq ( You lazy ass blogger! )
Whitney Houston

I got new glasses BTW. =D

Ba layyy!

2008-12-19T02:20:00.000-08:00

I went to Bali. Like OMFG RIGHT? I'm so rich and shit. =D

lol.

Well, it was nice. Stayed in a resort called Medewi Bay Retreat.
It's COOL. And for only COOL people like Lance. =P
And not for me. They just pitied my uncool lame-ness. =)

Like I said. PICTURE POST. Less captions cause I'm too lazy to type cwap. :)

Stayed there for a week and like.. 5 hours?? =D One of the coolest days and times ever. =)

So, here's what the villa looked like.

Momma's bed.

My bed. And Nigeeel.

On the first day. Gosh. All the Indonesian Malay language. Like... you can't understand a thing. =D

Le kitchen. The super mega cool gizmoes. =D

The cool dining table we never used.

They kept pearls as jewelry!

Is it nice? I'm not gay nor a girl so I wouldn't know.

And these? OOOO... sparkly!

How do you wrap these?! O_O

FOOD! Yes.. we ate the phone too. =.=

What entertainment did we have? This... soccer.. thing.. =)

The Garden Of Eve Of INDONESIA.

The awesome swimming pool.

Another view!

The damn dirty fountain of youth.

On the third day. We went shopping at Ulda?? Or smth like that. Haha. Went to this restaurant I went to when I was 5 =D

And this brings back memories!
Like this!

And then off to lunch the next day. The super cool free swimming pool.
It's like this everywhere in Bali people. So.. you couldn't possibly go blind there right? =D

GREEN! sexy Green!

Like.. omg. Nice right? Dad ruined the picture. That dude in the pic. =(
An even better view! O_O

Nigel and his so called PETS OF THE SEA. =O

On the fourth day! We went to a theme park. WATER PARK! =D
It's called Waterbom. YES. An ang mo started it all. (:
This is the restaurant place there.

A cool view.

See this?

And it leads to.. THIS. O.O The super cool slide going DOWN!
It's the best memory there ever! wanna know what's so nice about it? Bet you do

Well, this dude and his girlfriend. They went on it. The girl was screaming like hell. And when the dude went all the way up on this ramp. Guess what he said.

ALLLAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Sorry if it offends you Malays. =(

Oh. After that. Family went to A & W. Like. Wtf right? There's no A & W in Kuching anymore! =( Look at the burger on the left. The fish burger. Can you see something weird??

Ok. look closer! See the fish. The right side looks like fish. And the left? LOOKS LIKE CAKE! =.= I mean. Wth. Does that mean we've been eating fake fish? Does that mean fish DOESN'T make us smarter!? Sorry for you fish loving people. THESE AREN'T REAL. =(

AND OH! Did I mention this is my driver? Hes uber cool. 'Pro' English. He's Putu. xD

Cool name by the way. Like.. how many of you are called Putu? =P

And look at the toilets! Holy shit.

And who's this? The super hot supermodel. =D

See this? IT's a giant hermit crab. Played with it till it died. =D

And dad made it come out with a cigarette. Guess cigarettes ARE FUN. =X

The next day after Waterbom. We had dancing. I was invited up. Lucky me =.=

I started dancing like.. 70's. No. That woman in the picture isn't hot. STOP COMPARING YOURSELF TO HER CHAD =P

Nasi Campur. Mmm...
I know.. Like.. holy shit right?

People playing in progress. Beware of uncontrolable barking.

Vain. I know.

We had to wash our clothes. So. What better way to dry them!?

The dancing. =D

And look at this. Where's the OTHER leg of the bed? It's super safe. =D

Well. There's many other photo's in the computer. But it's far TOO HORRIBLE to be uploaded and be shown. So if you wanna see. Come my house yourself. =D

Oh LANCE! I'm sending her! =P

And Chad. Youre hotter than any dude. =PPPP

Darren Ho Ho Ho

2008-12-18T07:18:00.000-08:00

Darren! Sorry I made your CHRISTMAS BIRTHDAY BASH such a fuss. You don't have to change the date anymore la.

I don't need to go. =(

So no need change the date for me. K?

I don't wanna make your party a mess and lousy.

So.. just put it on the 26th. Besides, it's Lance's birthday that day too.

So, just enjoy it aight?

Update on Bali soon! ( Picture post )

Random

2008-12-08T23:12:00.000-08:00

I'm going to bali tomorrow. Gah.. 6.30a.m. flight? Wtf is that!? =)

Anyways, last post before I go. And won't update for a week. >.>

Random quotes! Quotes from the young to the old. The funny to the lame. And the lame to the really lame kind of funny. =D From the famous. and their songs.

The cool : Build self restrictions through everything - Some black dude

If you think you were cool, look in the mirror and tell me what your buck tooth told you - Francis

Always talking bout you got, girl you know you need to stop - Colby O' Donis

The emo : I just wanna be alone tonight, I just wanna take a little breather - Hinder

You mean so much, I wish I could start it all again - Sum41

I would throw it all away to the shadow of regrets so you'll have the best of me - Sum41

The loving : You are my only one - Yellowcard

I would kill myself to put you first - Sum 41

To me, love isn't what's outside. It's what matters to one another which tells all the love - David Cook

The mean : Just beat it! - Michael Jackson

If you think you're sexy. Look at me first - Hugh Jackman

The lame funny : Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. - Bob Rubin

Oh, they have Internet on computers now - Homer Simpson

Operator! Give me the number for 911 - Homer Simpson

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. - Some DUDE

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" - Jay Leno

Funny ain't they? (:

Bali here I come. I'll miss you all lots. =(

A simple thought

2008-12-07T07:02:00.000-08:00

Have any of you ever thought of how people's emotions, feelings, personalities change from one to another?

For instance, from happy to sad. From sad to happy. From mean to good. From good to mean.

Well, why am I asking? Cause I'm having different feelings everyday! =)

So why not express it now? Tonight.

The happy side :How many of you like COOKIES? =) A lot? A little? Not many? ( screw you )
I've been eating cookies everyday. Cookies make me happy, feel cool, and even feel tall!
YEAH! COOKIES! Erika erika erika! COOKIE MONSTER! :D
Oh and I found out something. Wanna know?

It's a BIG BIG WHOPSIE SECRET. Shh about it?

Ok. Cookies.... help.... BREAST MILK! Ta-DAA. Ain't that cool? It's too long to explain so go find the article about it yourself :)

The macho side :WEIGHT LIFTING. I've been working out this holidays. You know. Inter-school and all that. Boys! Weight lifting is not COOL. They make you TALL. They make you COOL.

And what more to say. Super freakin muscular. =D Muscular I mean as...

Yeap. MUSCULAR. (: I wanna be JUST.. LIKE... HIM!

The horny teenager side :

Remember the sleepover in my last post? Us guys watched house bunny. Wanna know what we did for fun? :)

Tim : OH. That one damn hot!
Me and Daryl and Ken : Which one? Which one?
Lance : They all hot larh!
Tim : NEH! That one who used the glasses. Red hair wan.
Me : WHich one?! OH! Hot meh?
Lance and Ken and Daryl : Oh. That one which like gorilla suddenly hot also.

We were witnessing the actresses. I now. Guys WILL be guys.

But to me. I think Katherine Mcphee is the best in House Bunny. =D Besides one of the other woman in the movie which looks a bit like Leona Lewis.
And why not the star of House Bunny. Well, Anna Faris herself. Anyone remember Scary Movie 1,2,3,4!? She's the main actress in em! =D But she looks like a dumbass retard from a hobo family when she opens her mouth. (: But.. nice abs =P

The I think I'm homo side :

You people know the movie Tropic Thunder?? You know, the comedic war movie full of swears and awesome boom-ness? Well, there's this scene well, why not I just type it out for you? =D
It's between Robert Downey. Jr and Brandon T. Jackson. Which starred in this movie. Brandon on the second from the left and Robert on the 3rd from the right. And for you movie addicted people. *ahermjoanaherm*
Robert Downey. Jr is actually WHITE. And he's AUSTRALIAN! =D

And Brandon T. Jackson? He's still a black dude. :)
( Somewhere in a jungle )
Robert : Hey. Man. When was the last time you went out on a date with your black chick?
Brandon : Nahh.. Lance wasn't much.
Robert : What?! Did I just hear Lance? Yo man. Lance?
Brandon : No, NOT LANCE. I said Nance!
Robert : Sounded a hell lot like Lance ########.
Brandon : I Said Nance.
Robert : Nah. You said Lance.
Brandon : HEY! I'm not gay. I'm the Alpa Chino. I love the #####!
Robert : Hey man, it's ok. Us men get gay once in awhile.
Brandon : I love the ##### man. Shut up..
Robert : It's ok. I've been gay before.
Brandon : Yo man. Back off.

Do any of you people recognize him? I'll give you a clue. C.S.I. =)
I bet all you CSI lovers like me know who this is. It's.. It's... Eddie Cahill.
He's like.. cool. He doesn't look buff here. BUT. He is. I like his hair by the way. =D

And what more. Another dude. WHO IS HE YOU ASK? ( You low life losers who don't know who this is ) It's the one of a kind. JACK BLACK! The super cool fat funny dude. He's 39 this year andhe still looks young. And his birthday is on the 28th of August! WOO. 3 days before Merdeka Day. How patriotic =P

Not only is he funny and swear - ish unlike me. He's got a family. A beautiful child with a beautiful wife. I wish Jack Black was reading my blog now. =(

Wife : Tania Hayden
And daughter : Sammy BLACK. =)

Here they are.The loving parents with their daughter. =D
The ONE comedy I love the most done by Jack Black is..

NACHO LIBRE! =O
I know what many of you are thinking.

Bimbo : Oh... my.. gosh.. that is like.. like.. SOOO.. like. like. COOL! Like yeah! Like like Wooooo.

Ah beng : Mai ci*** Ah neh hot ah. Kua yi eh muscle. F*** man. ( Sell #####. So hot wan. Look at his muscles *( You know the rest )*

Ah lien : *poses the ten styles* Hot le.. wa eh ah beng ma na ah neh HOT eh.. ( Hot lerh. Even my ah beng not as hot as that )

Gay : I so.. wanna touch that.
Gay 2 : Like yeahh.. Oooo.. that's hot. *Ok.. eww*

Well, there are many sides of me which you people should never. EVER. EVER. Ever. ever ever ever know. (:

It's 10.33p.m. How early? What to do what to do? OH!
I wanna rant about something. Something sooooo bad. Even the ah bengs and pai kia's would never dream of doing. And it's true. DANCING!

I love dancing and to all you dancing haters ( Ballroom and Latin haters ).
I.. dislike you. =D Doesn't mean it looks gay doesn't mean it's not for guys. I love it. So why not you people screw yourself and try it out. Rock n' Roll : It's a damn nice dance. And just because you can't do it, doesn't mean you can HATE it.

Li Hoon! You saw me dancing tonight. You like dancing right? =)

Chachacha : It's a cool sexy dance. What's so bad about it?! You people just hate it cause you're not coordinated enough to do it? TRY LAH.

Dancing are for sexy people. REMEMBER THAT (:

Oh. If any of you are interested in dancing. Like.. Line Dancing, Chachacha, Rumba, Samba. The Waltz, the Foxtrot or all that. Gimme a call. =D You can join my dance group. (:

Oh and one last thing. Vote on the poll. I know my blog's boring. But still. JUST VOTE =)