Could this be the reason?

Why am I getting so hooked on the computer?
The PS2?
The XBox?

I think I have found the most appropriate for this issue..

And that is.

The ever so wonderful.

MARIO.




With his super green dinosaur thingy.. Yoshi.



And his brother, Luigi! *coughannoyingcough*

And the princess who Mario tries to save but fails everytime. Peach. Originally Princess Toadstool.




Blahh. Mario is easy to get hooked on ok?
It's like.. killing mushrooms! And turtle things called goombas.
I mean, who wouldn't wanna jump on things? =P

Then they turn flat and jump away. =D
It's cute.
It's cool.
It's the most annoying game I have ever played. :)

But word is, people are using Mario to gain control of little kiddies' minds.
IMAGINE WHAT MARIO COULD DO TO THE KIDS? T__T

He could be making them jump on people's heads right now. THIS VERY INSTANT. Omg.

But who cares. It's a fun game ;D




Hah. Told you he's evil. That traitorous swine! Even Yoshi agrees. And he's scared to Swine Flu too. ;D