1st and 2nd

It's Chinese New Year. Not many people blogging bout their CNY or even mentioning.

What a waste =.=

Well, what happened on my first day :

Went visiting. A LOT of visiting. Got 22 ang paus in less than an hour. Like. Wtf. =D

And at night. Went to a persons house. A multimillionaire =D But sadly I didnt receive any ang pau. =.=

WHAT A RIP-OFF

But anyways, there was a gigantic fireworks display. And I, Unpro-ly, managed to get a video and pictures of it =P












And the first time ever. ALISTER PLAYS WITH FIRECRACKERS! =D

Awww... Ken, you saw him =P

Today I THINK I'm going to Jean's. Then to Cheang's. So yeah. =)

May everyone spend their last days before school living to the limit. ( Like taking drugs or somethin ) (:

Chikenzz New Year. WTF ==

CCL! NO CHIKENZZ for you. Lols

It's Chinese New Year everyone!

Happy CNY to everyone! =)

Open house at my house! Anyday. =) Come and go to Zacq's too! And Jon Sim's.

Hope everyone has a great one! =D

Well, the fireworks phase is over. I bet everyone is choking now.
Yes. Choking. Very deadly. Hazardous.
And what else. We maybe the reason there's Global Warming!


Ermm.. NAHH. Were not. =D


See! It's NOT our fault. =D

Well, again. Happy CNY everyone! =) Get richer! Ten bucks in my ang pau. Like. I'm ot supposed to tell but who cares!? =D

Nights! (:

Chinese people are cool

Third week of school. Last day of school today. Like. YAY =)

Ok. Well, it's Chinese New Year now. YAY CHINESE!

It's ok. Malays are cool too =)

I'm having open house everyday. So feel free to come. Just gimme a call, and tell me. I'll be home.

=D

Don't know my address? Just msg or call me.

Eat my food. Get fat. Die of obesity. I don't care!

Just COME! Free food! =)

Happy Chinese New Year to ALL. =D

._.

lets be lame ...
there was once a person named otter wong.
otter wong is gay.
the end.
._. lol.

Avocado Plant Lance??

Tagged. Lalala. =D

Dear LANCE. I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me In your camping car and I saw Sit on The crazy monk. I'm sure you're enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep My common sense as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about The incarnation as an eskimo Greetings to your freaky family

~Oliver~
P/S: You are so lifeless, Dumb bitch


I tag :
Cheang
Everard
Van
Jas
Jean
Lin
Sharl
Kelvin
ZOE
And George Bush if he's not busy picking his nose (:


Its self explanatory..

Dear (the person who tagged you!).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,

1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - your dwarf bit me

April - I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of May
June - you put cuffs on me

July - I threw up

August - I saw the shrunken head

September - we skinny dipped

October - I quoted Santa

November - your dog ran amok

December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard souffle

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

TopModel - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I`ve felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David’s tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think o

U/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-#########

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - #### off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?

Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig

Foosball - Silly duck

Shopping - French kisser

Dulging for food - Cranky banana

Movies - Smelly armpits

Snacks - Horny wolf

Snooker - Tiny nipples

Bowling - Sexy grandmother

Outdoor activities - Vain pot

Having a long talk - Nose plucker

Taking pictures - Dumb bitch

Other - Burn yourself

Chelsea Chan

You're leaving us! WHYY!?!?!!

I'm gonna sob on the day you leave =( And so is someone else. ahermCCLaherm.

CALL HIM K??? =( At least a bye bye. TONIGHT. Like. NOW!!!!

Come on. =( Dont leave without saying goodbye. (:

But. still. DON"T LEAVE US CHELS. We'll miss yooh! ):

Ill call you tomorrow.

Rofl

I BLAME the PRINCIPAL of SECONDARY school for the PREFECTS behavior. =.=

Cause it's Ling who makes the rules. So yeah. =.=

But seriously. Prefects. Don't need follow rules until make everyone hate you. Seriously.

So now. We all have to take religious classes to calm down ( 'thanks' for making us holy )

So peace among prefects and non 'special' people. *tries to smile*

Eat My Shorts!

Gahhhh! Prefects... GAHHHHHHH. =.=

Everyone's ranting about prefects.

But best rant goes to CHERILYN CHEW! MY FUTURE SUNDAY SCHOOL BUDDY. =D

Ok. Now time for serious business..


Very.. very serious..


Ok.. There's this new kid. ( Not mentioning name cause you prefects later go find him )
He was just scraping the every last bit of the marsh potatoes off the sides. Cause we all know marsh potatoes are damn nice.

Wouldn't you do the same? Instead of ######## with us. Demerit your own selves POSER - ish prefects.

There's like a friggin dustbin near the staircase next to the canteen. And he wanted to throw it there. And you know what? It's like.. 3 or 4 steps away. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID YOU PREFECT? YOU demerited him. YES YOU. For **** sake man. HE's new. How is he supposed to know?

And worst yet. It's only RIGHT OUTSIDE the bloody canteen. =.= Sheeeesssh.

And another ghting is. Why you prefects go picking on the girls in Lodge cause of their hair?

WTF LA. Making them tie their hair like their some nerd or something. LOOK AT CHERILYN!

Cherilyn.. I seriously pity you now T__T

Everyone's complaining bout you prefects ok..

You're making the girls tie their hair so badly. They won't be attractive anymore :X
AND LOOK AT YOU PREFECTS. CAN JUST GO TIE YOUR HAIR HOWEVER YOU LIKE.

With your fringes and everything while the rest of the girls have to tie up their fringe. OH!

I just remembered. Even when their hair is TIED UP NICELY. VERY VERY VERY DAMN NEAT. And you still want to demerit them. IT's like you prefects want us all out of school. Like shyt.

Why don't you go kick yourselves out of school? With your UN-NEAT hair? =.=

Ya know what. You prefects are the worst batch EVER.

~END~

Rain makes me wet

Rain rain rain. Gah. For three days.

Three f'in days! *mouth opens widely*

Lalala. =D It's been raining since.
Even my Garden of Eve is wet.
Wanna see what it looks like?
It's so wet! Just look at the brown-ness of the water! Gawd. It's sickening.

And worst yet. I can't do anything outside!

1. I can't piss on other people's grass
2. I can't ride my sampan
3. I can't go out to makan
4. I can't go for a joyride on my unicycle

See how miserable life is now with the rain?

I mean. I can't even go to a decent kopitiam and chiak kolo mee.

What else? Oh wait. Buildings could be destroyed! FLOOD! O_O


Ignore the cars. Attention on the building. It's half gone!!

The good thing is. School is immune to stupid floods. Like fat people! Which act as GOOD flotation devices.


And if George Bush was still president.. He'll say..


I likeeee cheeeseeee..

I hope CHung Hua No.6 floods. Like 2005 =D

Till the rain stops. Screw George Bush!

Jeanette Rinai Tagal!

Happy Birthday Jean! I don't have a pic of you in this computer. ( pai seh pai seh ) T__T But I'll post one up later. And it's gonna be a shocker. =D You're 14! ( ahermoldaherminayoungway ) Thanks Jean for everything. You don't know how grateful I am to you Jean =) You're meant to be everyone's best friend (: And again. Happy Birthday Jean! May you have a good one. (=

But oh look. What have I got???. =D


OMFG JEAN. ROFLMFAOOL. Kanye West glasses. And who knew Kanye West was so much of an ah lien? Jean's an alcoholic. Lol. Addicted to cola. It's like drugs.

Did you know that cola contains cocaine? =D

So happy drinking!

But anyways. I'm gonna post another photo of you later Jean.

Overload!

Overloading. Meaning. To overload something!
Like. max the weight. So.

Ok. Obese people. What are they really trying to tell us?

We can do splits? YES WE CAN!And maybe.. we can be SEXY? YES WE CAN TOO!

And maybe it's because their obesity drowns out their eyesight. =)

But seriously. FAT PEOPLE ARE SEXY! =D BRITNEY SPEARS.

he looks hot with a bald head.



And what annoys me the most??
Hyperactivity.
What does it do to you?

Here's one of your answers

The guy with the ball. He was running. The dude at the back?

Dude at back : Gimme the fckin ball man!
*pulls pants down*
Dude : Ok. Nevermind. This is much better.

Ok. Im like.. so stupid and unfunny =.=

Ok. Interschool training tomorrow morning at 8. Screw.. Oh wells. Whatever la.

Thats all. =)
RANDOM FUNNY.

Awww man

If a lot of you people don't know. Aww man is my new drug addiction.
I say it all the time. Aww man. =(

Anyways. School's started. or three days. And my lousy internet is starting to suck even more.
Curse TMNET. SCREW. YOU.

But school's fun. Ms Joanna is crazy. O_O Literally. Pin pointing out that plants don't have sex. Like duh. Can you imagine a plant having sex?

And now I bet you horny people are thinking. =.=

BM teacher is nice. And. Err.. Paranoid. Ask anyone. They'll agree =D

And the rest of the teachers. They're fine.

CIKGU JOEY IS SEXY. ( Like DUHH too )

Oh and Derrick. shut up liao. Lol. If you wanna hear bout the news ask her herself.

=)

Ok. Hmmm. Interschool's in February right?? I'm running 400m,800m. Or maybe 1500m too. Like. CB.

Besides everything.

Who knows Zoe? ( Everyone )

She's an accident- prone person. Her head. Well. It got hit by a shoe and earlier today. A BASKETBALL. AHERMMATTHEWAHERM!!!

Does it hurt Eoz?? And I still needa chia you. =.=

Anyways. Anyways. Anyways. Have fun in school everybody!
Oh and form 1 students. Grow taller. =)

I love pink. (:

Taggish fags. =)

I got tagged. Argh. Cheang and Liz. Argh. Argh argh. =.=

Rules & Regulations:

Do not copy answers

Tag questions must be 100% same

Tag people before doing the tag

I tag:

1 :Liz

2: Lance

3 : Cheang

4 : Zoe

5 : Jasmine

6 : Vanessa

7 : Lin Na

8 :Matthew

9 : Andrea

How do you know 1? (Liz)

ELC! =) Eat Chiah Leung ( Lame Chicken )

What would you do if you never meet 2? (Lance)

Life would be shyt. =D

What would you do if 3 & 4 dated? (Cheang and Zoe)

O_O. HMMM. OH! Everyone's gonna kill Cheang! =D

Would 5 & 6 make a good couple? (Jasmine and Vanessa)

Depends whether you like lesbos =X

Do you think 7 is attractive? (Lin Na )

OH! YES! Like. The hottest. =P

Tell me something about 9 (Andrea)

She is like Halle Berry......Cat like. =D

What's 1's favourite past time?(Liz)
To critisize me?

What language does 2 speak?(Lance)

Japanese =) Not english

Who is 3 going out with? ( Cheang )

His maid =P

How old is 4? (Zoe)

Super young. Like. YOUNG.

When was the last time you talked to 5?(Jasmine)

Today. Before she hit me?

Who is 6's favourite singer? (Vanessa)

Ermm.. some.. dude/girl??

Would you date 7? (Lin Na)

Probably? O_O

Is 8 single? (Matthew)

NOOO. He's a damn pimp. :P

What's 9's last name? (Andrea)

Teo. lol.

Would you consider being in a relationship with 1? (Liz)

Ho can I? She's my best friend. T__T

Which school does 2 go to? (Lance)

Lodge Secondary

What do you like about 3? (Cheang)

His aeroplane smelling jacket. =)

Short pants

For guys. NO short pants. GOT IT?! It makes you feel gay. Seriously. =.=

Ok. I got tagged. Again. lol. By Zoe,Lance,Van and whole loads of other taggish people.

Whoever who gets tagged has to write 10 things about the person who tagged him/her:

Van,Zoe,Lance. Like. Lan,Van.Zo. =.=

Lance : Super cute ( Omfg, cant believe I just typed that )
Uber cool.
Mega sexy.
Zoe : HOT. lol.
Brown hair.
Super athlete. =P
Vanessa: HOT TOO.
Long hair now O_O
Uber athlete lol

The person who got tagged has to write 10 things about himself/herself:

1. Name.. Oliver Sim Tern Shen
2. I think I'm gay.
3. HATES beer.
4. HATES alcohol.
5. HATES rape. lol
6. Thinks Lodge is cool.
7. Still a virgin
8. Needs to grow more hair.
9.Needs fatter legs.
10. I know I'm gay.

At the end you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names:
1. Megan
2. Zooeee AGAIN
3. Lance AGAIINN
4. Vanessa AGAIINN
5. Lodgerockz members
6.Tunning Crew
7. Jeanette!
8.Lin Naaaa
9. Kelvin you gay =P
10. Sharlynn. Lol.

By the way. I've been neglecting this blog for shyt. So.. yeah. Lack of updates. =(

Anyways. Not a bad first day of school. (: