Like.. ######.

I am soooo ######.
I've got tests this whole week and next week.
Dinner sucked.
I lose 2 underwears. Dunnoe how the f that happened.
AND.
I don't have a burger with me!

DAMMIT. LIFE IS SO MEANINGLESS.

GAH! This is sooooooooo ###### man.



Now that's my face right there. Angry. Stubborn. Arrogant. Pissed. GAH. Stressed. :D

Well, good luck all 2B-ians and everyone having tests! :)

Fancy fourteen!

Happy birthday Zoe Chan Geok Lin. :D
Comic book named girl.

14 right? Well duhh. Don't worry, you'll just be old for another century or something. :P

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to Zoeeee,
Happy Birthday to you!

HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAY ZO. :)

I'm friendly!

Today. English class was rather fun. POEMS. HEHE.
Gay I know. :D

Anyways, here's my poem for everyone to read.




A single wiff of sweet,
A single touch of tender,
How nice the taste of her,
My beautiful McDonald burger.

Not a day I don't eat,
Not a day I stop,
I lick her with delight,
All the women run in fright.

Aduhmak!

Wakao eh. Tomorrow merdeka celebration and our class not THAT prepared. Oh crap.
SCREW T__T

What to do lah hoh? Chao. AHH. Feel like slapping myself.
What if we screw up? Oh dear.. OH MY.

All I can say is, GOOD LUCK EVERYONE. May your performances be entertaining! =)



I wanna take some time.. to talk about one of my dearest friends.
He's athletic, well-built, basketball solo-ist pro, good grade student, pro guitarist, good-looking, makes a hell lot of sound effects and a hell lot of other bullshit which makes him so damn interesting. =D


He's the one.. and only..

DARYL WONG CHING TZE. :D



This.. uber guy-ish guy was born to entertain. He reinanimates Wolverine the best. Isn't that right D? xD

What can 2B be without D.Wong to create the sound effectish atmosphere. :)

This guy.. seriously born to entertain. He can make funny faces!



Yeah, see told you. He's trying to take a pi of his head. =.= True entertainer man. :)

Not only that.. BUT, he can shuffle! BAHAHA. Watch this. * Wait till it loads finish then watch *

That's my Daryl Wong! :)

And that's enough about him. We love you D.wong xD

After a dinner

I. AM. HIIIGGGHH.
Damn. I didn't get enough.
I neeeddd morreee....

Where are my meds!?
Neeeddd.. sleeping pills. :D

Higggh. HIGH. HAAAAIII! Hi.
Someone pin me down!!!

Interact night. Only got a few pics. Nothing much of pics. But still pics. pics.. pics. Yes Pics. *laughs*

Gotta wait till next year!! Whoo!~

Hope everyone had a goodnight tonight! yesterday night. Whatever! :D
Happy interact Night everyone!!!!

Seriously. Bug off.

Well, I'm pretty much hatin' on you now. So yeah.
I don't like you.
I dislike you.
I despise you.
And all the other 'd' words that are bad.
Go decompose your brain or something. You're not even using it.

Emotional? Nahh. You treat friends bad. Yeah. That's you lah I guess.
But what can I do, you are yourself and forever will be like that?
Just go runnin to people for help and end up ignoring them.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Time to rant! :)

Dishonest people.

Blah. Dishonest people. One of the worst people alive. Seriously.
You think you can trust them. But end up losing all hope on them.
Not givin a tootie about them anymore.
WHAT CAN YOU DO!?

RANT LAH. So simple. :D



YEAH! Whatever that damn sign said.

For example :
1. You are friends with someone. You tend to like that person. Then love. And after that, that person will screw things up cause she finally admits she/he's with another person.

2. You are a teacher. A student lies to you about cheating in an exam. * Gawd, you're gonna screw that kid up for life *



There are many dishonest people alive. And there are many honest ones.
Yeah, honest is good. Dishonest is like.. the wrong kind of handjob according to SOMEONE. Ahem. =.=

LOVE HONESTLY. :)

Selamat.

Selamat. Hari Jadi.
Smth smth smth smth smth ( In BM )

Happy Birthday Jasmine Yeo Chiaw Mei! xD

Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to Jasmine.
Happy Birthday to you!

14 liao hoh? You're gettin old. :D

Bo pian

Things are happening. Scary things. VERY SCARY THINGS.
Apparently, the world is gonna end in 2012!~
Such a shock isnt it? xD
Were only gonna be 17. Woo. No SPM I suppose. :D

So yeah. Hopefully this would NOT come true. * Ohh dammnn.. were dead *

Well, school is fine. There's just one thing going on. I hate you. xD

you are ungrateful and selfish =)

For that, you're not worth any persons time but your own. :D

So buck up and be nice and thankful. Instead of being a big ass flirt. xD

JUSTIN'S BAAACK. My darling is back. =.= And stop dating my great granddaughter.


Nothing else. OH YEAH~ Everyone! Try burger egg cheese with Mr Potato chips!!
Daniel Kong introduced it to me. And well, it's the best burger I have EVER EVER EVER tasted.
Thanks Dan! For chia-ing and introducing. :D

OH YEAH! ( Jasper Style )

YOU ALL DO KNOW!!! THAT! EXAMS ARE OVER!!! BLAHAHA. *fart*

Yeah ok. WHAT A GREAT TIME IT IS. No more studying. No more making notes. NO MORE PROCRASTINATING! Well, still got lah but who cares now.

Wooo. Extreme pleasure ( sounds wrong but yeah )
It's so good. SO FREE! ALAS. :D

But now, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO!!!!!

• Wendy Then
• Christopher Fag Sim
• Melvin Tan ( My fubu )
• NIGEL SIM ( Brother )
  

I love you Nigel! HAHA. If you saw this you'd probably say...

• YOU FAG!
• Shaddap gay.
• You're not worth my time.
• Don't make me kick your balls.

But I don't care. You're 12. And that means...
Nigel : Presents?
Me : NO. Puberty stupid.


BLAH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!!!! :D




This is the point where Alister started hogging the camera.





Nigel and his cheesecake. =.= He rubbed it in my face and I slapped him. xD


The family. :D


Haha. xD HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE!

Oh yeah! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AARON FONG AND TANIA LAM! :D

This goes out to you

This 100th post goes out to you Michael Jackson. A.k.a The King of Pop.

Died at 5.21 a.m. local time this morning. Apparently, he was under cardiac arrest.
He fell into a deep coma, and passed away.

It just wasn't enough time for us to prepare for this.
You were a performer, a singer. A LEGEND.

Your legacy will be carried out for maybe a few hundred years.

But today, you passed on today at the age of 50.

Your songs inspired many, your dance moves enlightened everyone.
No one could perform like you, MJ.
No one could be as big as you.

Michael Jackson, you are everyone's idol. You are the ICON ON THE MILLENIUM.

Save a life

Ju, it's ok. Were all here for you.
Be strong. Be brave.

We are all praying for you.
We are all here, and forever will be.

You'll always be the same to us in heart.
You're a really great guy and we'd hate for you to be damaged.

So please Ju, be strong.
Ju, you're one of the greatest friends I have ever had.

And if you suffer like this, I don't think it'll be normal for me too.
Justin Yeo, fight it. We know you can. We believe in you with all our hearts.

Ju, feel better soon. That's what all of us want. For you to be better.
We'll help you every step of the way.
We'll help you in every way.

Ju, we'll all be praying for you.



~Story~
Justin Yeo, today, was pierced through the neck by an arrow.
Me and 5 boys, including Justin were playing basketball. When all of a sudden, as I retrieved the ball, Justin was kneeling on the floor. Spitting out blood.

Everybody ran, screaming for help, hoping someone would come quick.
After a few minutes, Mr. Lee, CEO of Lodge School, came rushing to his aid.
Helping him up and bringing him to the car.

Justin was immediately sent to the hospital.
Fortunately, Justin was still concious.

Apparently, a boy, shot the arrow. ( Name will not be mentioned here )
It was NOT his fault as who knew this would've happened?

The coach should take blame. He was the one who was supposed to the rule.. SAFETY FIRST.

Justin was sent to Kuching Specialist Centre to undergo surgery.
The operation is a success and now, he is sleeping.

His vocals may be damaged ans so will his left arm as his nerves were affected due to the surgery.

What is.. talent?

THIS IS TALENT!!!



Know these things? It's from Toy Story! xD


Cars?? Accident? Yeap, you got it!


Wtf. =.= Pro.


How original. O_O



You know what it is don't you!?



All done by Alister! Last year. He can do so much better this year. Will show next time. :D

Webcamming

Zacq's coming back soon!! =D
GAH. With his freakishly long hair!

I webcammed with him last night until 2 smth. So yeah. It was fun!


I can't believe how long his hair is now. =D You make girls cry Zacq!



Honestly. Holy damn.. Haha.


I can't upload anymore. Something wrong with com and phone. So yeah. =( Haha. xD

I didn't go for Cikgu Joey's tuition. Cb Haha.
I feel dang regretful. Oh wells. =(

Omg. I knew it was you.

Waseh Chad. You sure got skill!
Congrats Chad for being my 10000th visitor! (And if your eyes are deceiving you, it's ten thousand)

We were meant for each other? O_O... Nah. You're still my gay buddy. =.="

But anyways, congrats again Chad. What should I give you? Hmm... =)

6th June

I HATE 6TH JUNE.
GAHHH!!! This is the worst day ever! Wtf.
Gahhh. Damn. I hate you!

WHY?

• Cause my phone is flooded with birthday wishes which makes it lag
  
• I have headache replying everyone on MSN
• I no party to share with you all

But whatever! THANK YOU EVERYONE! =) I love you all. =D



I took some pics. From my mom's birthday yesterday ( 5th June )

And today! It features a bit of Alister :D


Here's pics from the 5th of June. Yesterday.
We went to Jojo Cafe for lunch. With cousins ofcourse!


From left : Ellshya, Tiara, Nat, Alister, Oliver, Nigel and Shaun.


And again. =D


I'm using your shirt Lin! =) Omg. Alister. SO damn chubby =D


My birthday cake today ( 6th June )


Group pic!


Mom took it. Awesome. xD


This is when Alister went psycho.



And well.. he passed out. With his gameboy in his hand. Oooo. =D


My cake thing. Look at my name. Happy Birthday Dearest OLWER =D


But anyways, took a pic without Alister.




And again.. Haha.


OMG. Alister pushed the glasses in my face. Hit my stomach and took my phone out. And said PICTURE?? Noww? =.=" He's vain ;D


That's it lah. Lazy to take pics. I'm going dolphin watching tomorrow! =D Ugly dolphins. =)

Present from the governer? Maybe.
Anyways.. Thanks again! Everyone!
Fag Kenneth. =)

What have I, Me, Muah, Been Doing?

Selamat Hari Gawai everyone. It's the holidays if you all don't know and well, it's the holidays!
Sports and studies are all that's in my head right now.

For some reason, I feel hardworking. ;D What a big success in life. =)

I went to the beach yesterday. A private beach, so yeahh. =D

It was damn deserted so.. why not venture to the far end of the beach. Go on an expedition!!

Went to the end with Jon and Jason Sim. My super ultra weird and funny cousins ;D

What did we find? Well, it gets better and better and weirder.

First off.

Fish carcass! How common ;D

After we found this, me and Jon had a short convo.
Me : Eh.. Jon. What if got cannibals here? Should we run back?
Jon : I teach you steps la. Step 1, scream like a fat ugly girl, 2nd, throw sand in their faces, 3rd, run up to them and kick their groin, or if girl, twist lahh. And lastly, run away like a little girl again.

Me : Hmmm. Ok. Fair enough.


WOW. CANNIBALS GOT CLASS. ;D


They make clothes!


They actually use slippers??


Hey Jon, wanna share some of that cannibal booze?


Giant piece of wood. Wahseh, Kuching got pembalakan! Wtf.

OMG! AN ARAB! =D


Took me quite a while.


Hey, did you lose something?


Where are my handles!?


Errr.. you sure this will fit?


Malaysia's Statue Of Liberty! Wow. Statue got style... :)


Tilt your head. Sorry if you see triple. :D


Teeth! ;D


*Somewhere in a caveman library*
Jon : I'll give you 4 shells for these wooden books.
Jason : You make a hard bargain fat man.


Mee suah anyone? xD *He's eating a damn stick, with two other sticks. =.=*


I am buff! HAH! And I'm smart! Look at my pretty wooden book.


This is a really big fish.
Jon : Huh? What's happening?? O_O


We found trees? xD


Use this moisteriser. Perfect for cannibal skin.


And I though the Sahara Desert was hotter than this. OMG! ARAB!


Eat my shorts Cikgu. =)


Gas for your bike sir?


I found a pot. xD


Anti mosquitoes!


I've got Sandy's Foot! O_O XD


A basket thing =)


We made it to the end!


The proof!


NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO FOLLOW! But before that..


OMG!! CANNIBAL TRACKS! Eeeeeep.



More sand ;)


And what a perfect way to end the day. Staring at the Lake Isle Of Innisfree.


Lake Isle Of Innisfree! Copyrighted version.


And for your info, we used a ferry.


And to end this. Random picture from Musical Evening!


How sexy.


Errrr... toga? :D

Well, that's about it for tonight. Will update when smth happens tomorrow. =D